China, the REAL reasons

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Re: China, the REAL reasons
« Reply #45 on: April 04, 2012, 12:14:26 AM »
What?  The one where I suggested that "Me love you long time" as the only proper way for Chinese girls to greet foreign males wasn't useful information? mmmmmmmmmm  I was also counting 3 posts where I advised ETR that the creature he thinks is a dog is really just an oversized rat. ahahahahah
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Re: China, the REAL reasons
« Reply #46 on: April 04, 2012, 04:32:19 AM »
Suggesting that "Me love you long time" is the only proper way for Chinese girls to greet foreign males probably constitutes incitement to fraud. That it is probably no worse than other things people say is also true, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
The jury is still out on ETR's rodent. There are conflicting reports as to the under/over fed nature of the beast.

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Re: China, the REAL reasons
« Reply #47 on: April 04, 2012, 09:15:43 AM »
That's fine advice for the Chinese girls but I'm not a Chinese girl. Now if you mention to ask for a "Big Airplane" then I'll start thinking about giving you credit.

Re: China, the REAL reasons
« Reply #48 on: April 04, 2012, 10:34:43 AM »
Congratulations EL. agagagagag :dancemj: I joined a few months after you did. Who said that women talk more than men?  ahahahahah ahahahahah Seriously though, keep talking EL. bfbfbfbfbf

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Re: China, the REAL reasons
« Reply #49 on: January 07, 2013, 03:48:45 PM »
And I just broke 6000. ababababab


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Re: China, the REAL reasons
« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2013, 10:53:41 AM »
Congratulations again EL! agagagagag I know that I won't live long enough to reach that number of posts. ahahahahah

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Re: China, the REAL reasons
« Reply #51 on: January 08, 2013, 02:54:46 PM »
Keep posting Granny Mae - tell the world you're going for 10,000 posts at the Saloon. agagagagag
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Re: China, the REAL reasons
« Reply #52 on: January 13, 2013, 09:59:03 PM »
Real Reason I Came to China: Most people come for pussy, alcohol and easy living. I came here because I wanted to dodge my Asian mother (no seriously)

I was going to backpack/couchsurf in China, but I figured I could stay longer if I worked.

Then I got addicted to lamb kebabs and Mongol girls and it all went downhill from there.

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Re: China, the REAL reasons
« Reply #53 on: January 14, 2013, 10:22:34 PM »
I came here because I wanted to dodge my Asian mother (no seriously)

So those crazy over-achievement oriented China moms in the US and Canada aren't just a press-created stereotype. aoaoaoaoao

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Then I got addicted to lamb kebabs and Mongol girls and it all went downhill from there.

The kebabs are nice, but I'll wager that being a Mongol conquest has a lot more to do with it. afafafafaf
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Re: China, the REAL reasons
« Reply #54 on: January 15, 2013, 12:34:05 AM »
So those crazy over-achievement oriented China moms in the US and Canada aren't just a press-created stereotype. aoaoaoaoao

They are a press created stereotype.

I just personally did not enjoy the best of relations with my mother.

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Re: China, the REAL reasons
« Reply #55 on: January 15, 2013, 01:52:36 PM »
As long as Mongol girls match the image in my head, everything else isn't all that important. agagagagag
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Re: China, the REAL reasons
« Reply #56 on: January 15, 2013, 02:59:12 PM »
Most people come for pussy, alcohol and easy living
What he said. And, if I was a desk-top, I needed a re-boot. China gave me one.
RIP Phil Stephens.
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Re: China, the REAL reasons
« Reply #57 on: January 15, 2013, 04:55:10 PM »
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Most people come for pussy, alcohol and easy living

Hey, I'll have you know my job is pretty demanding!

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Re: China, the REAL reasons
« Reply #58 on: January 15, 2013, 06:19:58 PM »
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Most people come for pussy, alcohol and easy living

Hey, I'll have you know my job is pretty demanding!
In truth, I think three adjectives are needed. "Free", "Cheap" and "Damn".
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Re: China, the REAL reasons
« Reply #59 on: January 15, 2013, 09:41:40 PM »
I have a rare condition that makes clean air dangerous to my health.  ababababab