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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2007, 06:37:46 AM » |
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Ahh such finely tuned listening skills men have.  |
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« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2007, 12:28:14 AM » |
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I LOVE the old men joke, best one I've heard in a while  |
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« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2007, 02:38:20 AM » |
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I've heard a slightly different version.
Two men meet in a bar, one with a name tag saying "Mr Smith".
"Hi, nice to meet you," looks at name tag "Mr Smith"
"Oh, don't call me Mr Smith."
"So what should I call you?"
"Well, some people call me Thomas, some call me Tom. But you can call me Thursday."
"Thursday?"
"I sure am. I'll have a pint. Thanks for offering."
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« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2007, 03:49:32 AM » |
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« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2007, 06:29:21 AM » |
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 Such bad jokes in circulation these days.  Still make you smile though.
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« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2007, 11:46:27 PM » |
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the more dodgy the joke ..the more it makes me laugh |
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« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2007, 03:49:00 AM » |
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Two oranges are laying on the road.
One says to another: "SQUEEEZEEE MEEEE!"
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« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2007, 03:49:32 AM » |
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What? You said you like dodgy jokes!  |
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« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2007, 05:14:46 AM » |
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Who me?
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« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2007, 07:24:28 AM » |
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Not really a joke but I don't know where to put this..
My headmaster just came through with my recmmendation letter.Thank god he wrote one in Chinese as well.My favourite passage is..."Somebody calls him egghead.We compare him as a cow.We always milk him though he eats grass"
Hmmmm.If I'd known they were milking me and feeding me grass I'd have left a long time ago.
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« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2007, 08:33:44 AM » |
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Not really a joke but I don't know where to put this..
My headmaster just came through with my recmmendation letter.Thank god he wrote one in Chinese as well.My favourite passage is..."Somebody calls him egghead.We compare him as a cow.We always milk him though he eats grass"
Hmmmm.If I'd known they were milking me and feeding me grass I'd have left a long time ago.
Oh yeah, the Chinese translation sounds much better than that!  |
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« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2007, 10:06:00 AM » |
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I'd be wondering exactly what that Chinese version said... a little scary being told you're a cow.  |
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« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2007, 02:03:43 PM » |
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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
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« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2007, 04:04:29 PM » |
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I'd be wondering exactly what that Chinese version said... a little scary being told you're a cow. Not half as scary as being milked |
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« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2007, 07:23:30 PM » |
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Just so long as he's not the udder one!!
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