Me too! I want to be thought of as a Time Lord. I really immature, ignorant one whose tardis isn't due back for another century.
Oh, the Shanzhai time lord! You drive a TURDIS, disguised as a, "Pulite Boz." You also have the shanzhai "sonic scrzwdorder," which kind of, sort of opens doors 60% of the time, but plays rmvb files all of the time. Your robot dog, K-8, speaks Chinglish, and instead of red hot Louise Jameson you ended up having Natalie from The Facts of Life as your sidekick, but in a loincloth.