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buk-buk..b'kaaaawww!
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« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2008, 06:17:41 AM » |
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The life of a construction worker in China is not an easy one!! This is the usual way of tossing the bricks up to the top of the building. Centrifugal force.
yeah - English teaching is a doddle after watching some of the other jobs available in China.
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Granny Mae
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« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2008, 11:01:21 AM » |
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Just wait until you see where I next hang these two bricks!
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buk-buk..b'kaaaawww!
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« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2008, 11:03:07 AM » |
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 Again - ouch!!
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« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2008, 01:21:55 PM » |
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Just wait until you see where I next hang these two bricks!
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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." Oscar Wilde.
"It's all oojah cum spiffy". Bertie Wooster.
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Raoul F. Duke
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« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2008, 03:34:21 PM » |
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"Vicodin and dumplings...it's a great combination!" (Anthony Bourdain, in Harbin)
"Here in China we aren't just teaching...
we're building the corrupt, incompetent, baijiu-swilling buttheads of tomorrow!" (Raoul F. Duke)
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« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2008, 05:07:07 PM » |
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"So I go's to one-a them fancy schmancy places in LA and the guy sez: 5 thousand bucks for a boob job. 5,000 bucks!!! I says. Screw that. I'll do it myself for free with a string and two bricks. I aint stupid!"
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« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2008, 12:02:51 PM » |
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The things you gotta do for a construction site job these days....  |
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« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2008, 11:21:57 PM » |
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"Are you SURE this is an Olympic event?"
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« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2008, 06:06:22 AM » |
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The brick-shaped ships from Rigel 7 set their phasers to "purple nurple".
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If we are what we eat, I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
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« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2008, 06:13:51 AM » |
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Bai Jiu + A Construction site = Extreme Nipple Piercing
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Good girls are made from sugar and spice, I am made from Vodka and ice
Do you have and ID Ten T error??
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« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2008, 01:10:57 PM » |
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You wanna peirce my.... I'm outta here.
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AMonk
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« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2008, 11:32:47 AM » |
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"Are you sure this is what the Doctor said will cure my sinusitis?"
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Moderation....in most things...
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« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2008, 11:34:34 AM » |
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Native American saying, "Chinese man speak with forked tongue!!"
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Moderation....in most things...
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« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2008, 11:40:38 AM » |
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It's the latest Hollywood diet craze, you never actually let the food into your stomach.
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Back home and still confused about what the locals are saying.
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« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2008, 11:41:27 AM » |
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What's the matter? Was it something I said?
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