This week's avatar: alternate headings

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #570 on: October 12, 2010, 06:45:19 PM »
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #571 on: October 12, 2010, 07:17:40 PM »
The bottles were empty when he first sat down.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #572 on: October 12, 2010, 08:07:25 PM »
Point of order: are they bottles?  (As in, glass?)  

By accident shortly after re-arriving in China (literally shortly--the driver conveying me from the airport did ply me with this product as we waited for his mysterious and lovely companion to exit the roadside crapper), I discovered a pleasing and quite Chinese soft drink: Bing Hong Cha.  There are two companies that sell an almost identical product, but one of them, either Wahaha or the other company, packages their beverage like so:



Black Ice Tea.  Relax yourself!  

Take two in the... morning.


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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #573 on: October 12, 2010, 08:54:06 PM »
Mr. Zhang likes to start his morning with a 6 pack.  Neighbors refused to discuss where the other 4 drinks went. aqaqaqaqaq

Black Ice Tea.  Relax yourself! 

Take two in the... morning.


Sadly, his English teacher neglected to define oral vs anal when following dosage instructions. ahahahahah
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #574 on: October 12, 2010, 09:29:23 PM »
Mr Zhang also owns a tiny bicycle made from thumb tacks and fencing wire, but believes one day his shock absorbing squat'n'relax kit will revolutionize the way we think of curbside lunch breaks.  Currently the kit is being sold to late night club goers, and has settled--uneasily--into the too drunk to stand, to sober to fall niche market.  Accidents related to improper use of his product are, in that crowd, laughed off by bystanders and often technically forgotten by the users themselves the next day.  Zhang, seen here demonstrating his product to a skeptical lunch time crowd, hopes to expand his...

business.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #575 on: October 12, 2010, 10:50:48 PM »

The quality of my tea is not strain'd,
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Into the place beneath. It is twice blest:
It blesseth him that seats and him that sates
His thirst upon the drinking.

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #576 on: October 13, 2010, 12:13:09 AM »
No bottle opener?

No problem.

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #577 on: October 13, 2010, 03:57:10 AM »
It wasn't until Mr Liu had shoved 8 of 10 bottles up his arse that he realised coming to kindergarten smashed out of his face with the intention of singing "10 green Bottles" was quite possibly the worst idea he had ever had.

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #578 on: October 13, 2010, 04:19:24 AM »
Calach, yes...those are glass beer bottles. At least they're presented as such...

Latefordinner, thanks...and I agree on this one. agagagagag
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #579 on: October 13, 2010, 05:02:24 AM »
Uh, yeah sorry. I can't get a bit absurd when I'm feeling deprived of sleep  aqaqaqaqaq

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #580 on: October 15, 2010, 10:26:20 PM »
To truly preserve the quality of great beer, it should be kept out of direct sunlight.  Some beer lovers stick it in the fridge.  Others are more . . . innovative.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #581 on: October 16, 2010, 01:19:06 AM »
Bottle #1 to do #1 and bottle #2 to do ... oh shit, no shit, still #1
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #582 on: October 17, 2010, 05:14:16 PM »
100 bottles of beer up his ass
100 bottles of beer
If one of those bottles should happen to pass
99 bottles of beer up his ass
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #583 on: October 17, 2010, 07:38:09 PM »
One big man of beer on the bottles,
one big man of beer
if one big man of beer should happen to fall,
there'll be no big mans of beer on the bottles.


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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #584 on: October 20, 2010, 04:14:41 AM »
Here's de new one. Gots high hopes fer it. uuuuuuuuuu

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