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« Reply #1680 on: August 13, 2012, 09:43:18 AM » |
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Guaranteed to give you a happy ending every night.  |
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« Reply #1681 on: August 13, 2012, 11:34:44 AM » |
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Last time i complain that Chinese condoms are too small.
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« Reply #1682 on: August 13, 2012, 12:35:37 PM » |
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And all this time we though our Chinese wives and/or GF's were swallowing.  |
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« Reply #1683 on: August 13, 2012, 02:52:48 PM » |
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Is that a pillow in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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« Reply #1684 on: August 13, 2012, 09:30:07 PM » |
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"Our aim is always to please..... Your aim will help!"
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« Reply #1685 on: August 14, 2012, 02:45:28 AM » |
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Don't forget to wrap that rascal - in a pillowcase.  |
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« Reply #1686 on: August 14, 2012, 03:03:02 AM » |
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Huge numbers of pregnancies linked to semen filled pillows. Company representatives say that there's no law against this and the pillows were clearly marked.
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在哈尔滨黑龙江中国
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« Reply #1687 on: August 17, 2012, 09:31:25 AM » |
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Freshly squeezed.
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« Reply #1688 on: August 19, 2012, 10:30:33 PM » |
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Wow, you people are naaaaasty.  Anyway...chow time!  |
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we're building the corrupt, incompetent, baijiu-swilling buttheads of tomorrow!" (Raoul F. Duke)
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« Reply #1689 on: August 19, 2012, 11:39:40 PM » |
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No idea for a heading, but I love it  ! |
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« Reply #1690 on: August 20, 2012, 03:37:49 AM » |
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Sadly, a few people completely misunderstood the concept of having an iron rice bowl.  |
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« Reply #1691 on: August 20, 2012, 04:06:04 AM » |
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When they said "its the end of the iron rice bowl", they really meant it!
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« Reply #1692 on: August 21, 2012, 02:22:43 PM » |
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Not a heading - a question. Is that hub cap he's chewing on?  |
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"Happiness has to do with accepting the present moment for what it is, accepting your current life's situation and making the best out of it." - Andrew B.
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« Reply #1693 on: August 22, 2012, 08:26:42 AM » |
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No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!
Woohoo, thinks Oddjob, if this doesn't work, I'll eat my hat!
Doh!
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« Reply #1694 on: August 22, 2012, 09:35:25 AM » |
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If I can just chew a little more off this discus, I'll be able to throw it far enough to win the gold medal.
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