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« Reply #1650 on: July 12, 2012, 07:12:58 PM » |
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Now that China's space program is in full swing, citizens across the country are benefiting from spinoff technology.
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« Reply #1651 on: July 16, 2012, 12:37:09 AM » |
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Another one where I simply have no words...  |
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« Reply #1652 on: July 16, 2012, 12:51:04 AM » |
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Truth in advertising.
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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. - B. O'Driscoll
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« Reply #1653 on: July 16, 2012, 09:16:24 PM » |
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Sticky situations usually cost money somehow.  |
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« Reply #1654 on: July 17, 2012, 04:02:27 PM » |
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« Reply #1655 on: July 17, 2012, 05:00:06 PM » |
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"Our massage parlor allows you to make love to the workers, for a price."
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« Reply #1656 on: July 22, 2012, 11:57:01 PM » |
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Ba da bing...  |
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« Reply #1657 on: July 23, 2012, 12:45:27 AM » |
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... the long and the short of the matter is ...
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Moderation....in most things...
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« Reply #1658 on: July 23, 2012, 10:22:56 PM » |
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No way we are going to tell you what we were discussing in the toilet!  |
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« Reply #1659 on: July 24, 2012, 02:06:55 AM » |
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I'm smiling now, but if he pats me on the head on more time, I'm going to reach up and punch his crotch so hard he'll sing soprano for a month.  |
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« Reply #1660 on: July 24, 2012, 01:37:35 PM » |
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« Reply #1661 on: July 30, 2012, 05:49:05 AM » |
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Oops, almost forgot...  |
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« Reply #1662 on: July 31, 2012, 12:21:59 AM » |
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Reminds me of a student my first year in China. His jacket had a picture of Mickey Mouse but it said Spiderman.
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« Reply #1663 on: July 31, 2012, 01:04:36 AM » |
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In modern presidential politics, candidates will take any endorsements they can get.
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« Reply #1664 on: August 05, 2012, 11:45:42 PM » |
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Mmm-mmm good!  |
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