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Author Topic: This week's avatar: alternate headings  (Read 264769 times)

Lotus Eater

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2008, 06:17:41 AM »
The life of a construction worker in China is not an easy one!!  This is the usual way of tossing the bricks up to the top of the building.  Centrifugal force.

yeah - English teaching is a doddle after watching some of the other jobs available in China.

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2008, 11:01:21 AM »
Just wait until you see where I next hang these two bricks!

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2008, 11:03:07 AM »
 bkbkbkbkbk

Again - ouch!!

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2008, 01:21:55 PM »
Just wait until you see where I next hang these two bricks!

Ouch...
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2008, 03:34:21 PM »
Granny Mae, I wish I'd thought of that one myself. Here's to ya! agagagagag bfbfbfbfbf bkbkbkbkbk
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2008, 05:07:07 PM »
"So I go's to one-a them fancy schmancy places in LA and the guy sez: 5 thousand bucks for a boob job. 5,000 bucks!!! I says. Screw that. I'll do it myself for free with a string and two bricks. I aint stupid!"

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2008, 12:02:51 PM »
The things you gotta do for a construction site job these days.... :P
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2008, 11:21:57 PM »
"Are you SURE this is an Olympic event?"
You have to care for it to matter.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2008, 06:06:22 AM »
The brick-shaped ships from Rigel 7 set their phasers to "purple nurple".
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Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. -William James

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2008, 06:13:51 AM »
Bai Jiu + A Construction site = Extreme Nipple Piercing 
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2008, 01:10:57 PM »
You wanna peirce my.... I'm outta here.

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2008, 11:32:47 AM »
"Are you sure this is what the Doctor said will cure my sinusitis?"
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2008, 11:34:34 AM »
Native American saying, "Chinese man speak with forked tongue!!"
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2008, 11:40:38 AM »
It's the latest Hollywood diet craze, you never actually let the food into your stomach.
Back home and still confused about what the locals are saying.

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2008, 11:41:27 AM »
What's the matter? Was it something I said?