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jeepers..enough to kepp 'em entertained I hope 

Whats the best city in China? 

Suzhou

Whats the craziest thing you have ever done?

Boy I wish I could answer that in a public forum. 

psd4fan: where's your question?

I'll ask one for you. What's the most bizarre superstition you have come across in China?

 Women who've just given birth shouldn't watch TV for a month. 

 What's the stupidest thing you've done in China?

Bungee jumping!   

What's the worst thing you ever ate in China?   

I'm going to go with green bean mooncake. So nasty I spit it out

What city in China would you most like to travel to?

Kashgar.

What's the worst place in China, for you personally?

Pingdingshan - Henan.

It's a nothingville town on the way to Zhnegzhou where the bus stops. Every time without fail the women get leered at, there is a heavy cloud of smog over the town, people are rude to us and I can't wait for the bus to get moving.

We also have to change busses there when we head up to some mountains. We send a man to buy the tickets and we hide. Rarely do I feel unsafe in China. Rarely do I feel otherwise in Pingdingshan. I cannot stomach the place.

How do you feel about snow?

Snow?  I think I've heard of it.  I believe it occurs in uninhabitable cold regions of the Earth.


Given that the true answer to "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" is represented by the equation:

R * V * T = H

Where R = rate of chuckage, V = volume per chuck, T = Time, and H = How much.  

Will the woodchuck tire and slow down, thus throwing off the R factor in the equation, or will the woodchuck continue long enough for friction to cause spontaneous woodchuck combustion first?

He'd chuck a fair bit at first, feeling he had to live up to his name; then, as his arms tired, wonder what possible use and burrowing, hibernating critter needs with wood, and pack it in.

Farrah Fawcett, Jaclyn Smith, Kate Jackson or Cheryl Ladd?

None of the above.  John Forsyth (Charlie).








Favourite food?

Pickled mustard herring on rye bread with chopped boiled eggs and a cold glass of O.P.Anderson schnapps.

Favourite monster: werewolf, vampire or zombie?

Werewolfs and zombies are brainless so I would go with Vampires as my favourite Monster.




How often do you dream?

Every time I sleep deeply when napping and every night. I always rememeber them in the morning and they are almost always totally bizarre. It makes living with me a nightmare.

Me: "Hey, guess what I dreamed last night."
Everyone else: *groan*

What was your favourite colour crayon as a kid?