I Don't Want To Go In The Cart...

...because I'm not dead yet.

I am, however, in the hospital...been here for several days now, after being ill about a month. It happened kind of suddenly, and I have had no access to a computer for the duration.
I finally just today got my laptop brought to me by a saintly friend...along with a change of clothes.

First, I'm fine. Seems I have Lyme Disease, which is unpleasant but very treatable.

But mainly, my apologies to those who have applied for membership, or otherwise had to wait while I been offline. I'll be with ya soon...

There are cheaper, less damaging ways to induce hallucinations than going and getting yourself infected with Lyme disease 

Joking aside, be good brutha.... we're watching the fort!

Got the word that I'm being released back into my native habitat in the morning. So hopefully I'm falling together again.

...or not.
'fraid I took a turn for the worse last night and they kept me.
They also mostly eliminated Lyme Disease as the culprit so now no one knows what the hell is going on.
But they ain't stingy with the Dilaudid shots, and I'm sure we'll sort it out.

Hello,
My name is Raoul F. Duke, millionaire.
I own a mansion and a yacht.