Raoul's China Saloon (V5.0) Beta
The Bar Room => The Champagne Cabana => Topic started by: ArialFont on November 11, 2009, 11:48:25 PM
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Ernest Hemingway said the best story he ever read was 6 words long. It went:
For sale. Baby shoes, never worn.
I thought that was pretty cool, so I thought we could write our own 6 word stories here.
The thread is kinda like the 3 word reply thing in that other part of the site, but it doesn't have to follow on the previous post. They should be stand alone sories. But only 6 words. I'll go first:
Score, shoot up. Prison, rehab, relapse.
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Warm, comfortable, growing. Moving, screaming, BIRTH.
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The cake was baked. Me too.
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China new frightening. Now familiar, home.
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i have to leave you, you've changed
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Shut up and kiss me, again
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i have to leave you, you've changed
Breaking rules, not cool, do over.
I must leave you, you've changed
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i never could follow rules properly bfbfbfbfbf
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I found myself in your arms.
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Lost in your eyes, and entangled.
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Does Rosebud know about your infatuation?
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Talking about Rosebud and my life
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love always, love all ways, forever
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mrT. alone, crying into his necklace
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ha! I taught a writing class in the beginning of the semester based on that hemingway story! I called it a one-sentence story. The kids loved it!
(Sorry that isn't 6 words.)
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Because she didn't feel the same.
(Do clauses count?)
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It takes more than it's worth.
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Past, present, future. It all changes.
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I'm thinking about it .... uhmmm, no!
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Lunatic Escape plan continues irreversible progress.
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Eagle notices Escaped Lunatic going backwards.
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I love you, but not enough.
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He packed everything, except a parachute.
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And so a divorce was unnecessary.
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Eagle notices Escaped Lunatic going backwards.
maybe going backwards is the plan bibibibibi
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He packed everything, except a parachute.
And so a divorce was unnecessary.
his last words, now I remember
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He packed everything, except a parachute.
And so a divorce was unnecessary.
his last words, now I remember
Love the sky, embrace the land.
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your love alone is not enough
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enough love and you're not alone
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slag is what she called me
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it was all a bad dream
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it was never going to work
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human flesh is not enough anymore
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It was time to eat vegetables.
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All she wanted was his money. bibibibibi
All he wanted was her body. uuuuuuuuuu
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All he ever did was take.
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and take
and take
and take
bhbhbhbhbh
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Do not read this! Too late...
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He packed everything, except a parachute.
And so a divorce was unnecessary.
his last words, now I remember
Love the sky, embrace the land.
Not the fall, but the landing.
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the last landing was completely fatal
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money changed everything. even my cock
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He likes cheese. Me too! Perfect!
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Don't go close to the edge.
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I came. He came. Mutual satisfaction.
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For sale. Baby shoes, never worn.
Their baby had exceptionally large feet.
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And then there were five...
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Five words would be another thread.
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I came. I saw. I left.
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I see - I saw - I waver
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His .com was briefly listed in Forbes.
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New babe cries, mother never again
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Sells baby. Sells shoes. Game over.
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haven't had a dream in years
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One dream. One lunatic escape plan. ababababab
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I am the Day Dreamer, ha!
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A full house beats a flush.
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A six shooter beats five aces. bababababa
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My dominatrix beats me, 50 bucks cbcbcbcbcb
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WoW! bjbjbjbjbj
Where did you learn that? akakakakak
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Some wood for a sheep? huh? afafafafaf
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Some wood for a sheep? huh? afafafafaf
Please don't give us baaaaad ideas. afafafafaf
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I got lost and stayed lost.
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Lost in China, a good thing! bjbjbjbjbj agagagagag bjbjbjbjbj
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Lost in Space, a television show
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Lost, TV show not in space.
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Lost in inner spaces and invisible.
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Innerspace was a great sci-fi movie
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George fell in love with Santa.
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George fell in love with Santa.
Electroconvulsive therapy could not erase images. aoaoaoaoao aoaoaoaoao aoaoaoaoao
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Electroconvulsive therapy could not erase George. agagagagag
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Capone feared nothing, except getting needles.
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Capone feared nothing, except getting needles.
Capone's final end: Tax evasion conviction.
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The world is broken. Blame him!
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Raoul's: The new home for yodeloke! ahahahahah
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Raoul's: The new home for homeless!
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Capone feared nothing, except getting needles.
Capone's final end: Tax evasion conviction.
In jail, the inmates needled him
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Staring at the keyboard and waiting.
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Nothing comes, only ideas of outdoors.
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Nothing comes ...
Use more lube and fresh batteries. bhbhbhbhbh
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Battery powered intelligence, an iffy proposition.
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Raoul back to terrorizing the nurses.
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The cold made her tears freeze.
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Climbed ladder of success...disappointing view.
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Climbed ladder of success...disappointing view.
Better than the view from below. ahahahahah
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I looked up and was assaulted.
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I looked up and was assaulted.
Assaulted by viewing the asses above.
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An ass in the hand can backfire.
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Eagle needs to learn to count. ahahahahah
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I looked up and was assaulted.
Better a-salted than peppered from ass
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I can count, just not always.
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Try this: One, two, five, oops! ahahahahah
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Sadly, I thought I could count.
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Six or seven, what's the difference?
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The difference plus or minus one.
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He invested it all in Bre-X.
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Tiger Woods is a swinging man.
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He's at a ten women handicap
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Wife with golf club equals terror!
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Club in bag, wife in bed.
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Who's NOT shagging Tiger Woods? You?
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The wife said, "Ten stroke penelty."
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You bad Tiger! She'll spank you.
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Tiger. Two balls. So many holes. bhbhbhbhbh
(Edited - realized this was better than "Tiger's balls. So very many holes.")
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When does a hero lose face?
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When does a hero lose face?
No such thing as bad publicity. aoaoaoaoao
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Public's need to know feeds gossip.
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Public's need to know is gossip.
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Public does NOT need universal knowledge.
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Celebrities without money-making gossip? Oxymoronic.
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Celebrities need gossip to make money. kkkkkkkkkk
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More gossip, more fame, more money.
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gossip is not knowledge, it's toxic
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Carnal knowledge refutes ignorant toxic gossip.
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Carnal knowledge could be toxic too.
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Use protection when gaining carnal knowledge. bhbhbhbhbh
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Protect our rights for carnal knowledge.
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Voices in my head say, "Escape!" ahahahahah ahahahahah ahahahahah
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Escape carnal knowledge? No frickin' way!
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Escape to carnality, not escape from. bhbhbhbhbh
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Breaking up is easy to do.
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When you have a cell phone.
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Making new resolutions develops self understanding.
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Keeping new resolutions require iron will.
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Thinking about resolutions gives me gas
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Another saga in tales of TMI. aoaoaoaoao
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Cold winds clear away hot air.
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They left the condom off once.
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He used to be a she.
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She looks better than he did. ahahahahah
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east meets west, man meets woman
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East becomes west, man becomes woman.
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In Thailand, pretty girls often boys. bjbjbjbjbj
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Better than old men chasing children.
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Mean children chase nice old man.
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Mean children chase nice old man.
Sounds like evil nieces and me. aoaoaoaoao
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kids are mean, kids are nice
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Dirty old men are never nice.
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Showers make dirty old men clean
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Drinking vodka makes me very friendly. afafafafaf
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Drinking vodka makes me very friendly. afafafafaf
Please come over for a drink. afafafafaf agagagagag afafafafaf
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gimme a glass quick I'm thirsty
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Too many glasses makes me randy!
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Too many glasses makes me randy!
Hi Randy, my name is EL. agagagagag agagagagag agagagagag
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I'm in Xi'an - where are you??
What's in a name she said?
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What's in a name she said?
Currently in Florida. Will escape soon. ahahahahah
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sweat pouring down and no exercise.
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The keyword in her life: seatbelt.
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going birding with a digital camera
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The word "love" is so empty.
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The word is empty, action isn't
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Beatles say it's all you need. ababababab
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Brian Ferry says it's THE drug. iiiiiiiiii akakakakak
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Most days I'd disagree...not today. akakakakak
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My epic Journey....about to begin!!!!
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Safe travels! Oops, just two words.
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My epic Journey....about to begin!!!!
And it began with true epicness. agagagagag
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It is happy to speaking Chinglish. :D
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Lunatic Escape Plan, making much progress. agagagagag
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Epic adventures are really quite expensive......
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Expense accounts are really quite convenient...
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Hmmm can I use yours, please?
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footprints and sand, toe to toe
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condoms to hairbands, no bareback ponytails
bjbjbjbjbj
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Passport to PSB, staying home awhile.
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Passport arrived. Coming back to home. agagagagag
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condoms to hairbands, no bareback ponytails
bjbjbjbjbj
shaved private areas eliminates bareback ponytails
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It's good to be superficial sometimes.
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I got lost in my keyboard.
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I miss jumping on Mother's bed.
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I miss jumping on Mother's bed.
You can jump on my bed. bhbhbhbhbh
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Jumping on bed, a friendly affair
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let me get what i want
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What is it that you want?
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Now I want what you want
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What I want? What ArialFont wants? mmmmmmmmmm
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Tell me what you want, what...
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Tell me what you want, what...
...what you really really want.
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wanting a shared champagne cabana with . . .
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a large group of extremely adventurous...
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silver back orangutans and their offspring.
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a rainbow collection of rare birds
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lightly sauteed in the finest Tabasco
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Four days til my family arrives!
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Hot buttered popcorn with Parmesan cheese. akakakakak akakakakak
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Sweat pouring and lubricating and sticky
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Do not drunk dial your mom.
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Do not drunk dial your mom.
Another epic in need of telling.
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Telling it like it is - twitter
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Chocolate cake always cheers me up.
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Face down in box of Cheez-Its.
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Red, red wine sings to me!
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wine and dine me for dessert
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I fought the baijiu and lost... :hangover:
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there are no winners with baijiu aaaaaaaaaa
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Last day in Zhaoqing, next.....Linan
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there are no winners, only survivors
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I am therefore I wont be.
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Fill box, tape box, load box . . . . . . amamamamam
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two man enter, one man leave
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the other becomes a new woman
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Trust comes first,trustworthiness will follow.
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Being trustworthy, more important than trusting.
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Giant leap for all Lunatic kind. ababababab
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It's a Party in the USA aaaaaaaaaa
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USAnians are party animals without borders
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Riddle me this: Where's the pot? :(
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Pot's on the stove, pot's inside agagagagag
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looking for a haystack in needle
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Haystacks smell wonderful, but are prickly! afafafafaf
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snowing,sets of footprints,the lovers
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snow angels engaged in earthly fun