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The Bar Room => The Champagne Cabana => Topic started by: George on June 08, 2007, 10:40:58 PM
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Bugger it! I got bumped by a careless little student on the stairs at lunchtime today. I missed my footing and gave my big toe a hell of a traumatic experience. I reckon it's broken. Certainly is Tai Tong-ing! Wo de Toe Tong!! asasasasas asasasasas asasasasas
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Poor George. Need to go see the local witch doctor. Have to take a hiatus from dancing.
Have a beer on me and put your feet up agagagagag
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There's likely an IV drip in the immediate future, seems to be the cure-all here.
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Don't know if there is a drip for broken toes, and the trouble with putting my feet up and having a beer is I have to get up to get the next one!! asasasasas asasasasas
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Big hugs, George. I have injured my toes tons of times in choreography school and it is a real *beep*! Get it checked and hope you are well and dancing in no time! cheexyblonde
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Did the student say 'sorry'??
Doctor's can't / won't do anything for broken toes. At least they dont/wont in Canada.
Get a cooler, put all the beer in it beside your chair and a large empty coke bottle for the beer recycling. bfbfbfbfbf That way you don't have to move. jjjjjjjjjj agagagagag agagagagag
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Here, have another agagagagag Would you care for a Toastie with that? Can I get you anything else? Another cushion? The TV remote? Babe?
Have you failed the "careless little student"?
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Yeah, the kid did say sorry, but the one behind him laughed his stupid head off. I gave him a few choice descriptions of himself, and limped off! I know there is nothing to be done but suffer. I once drove 600 miles with a broken toe.........in a manual! Using the clutch was a nightmare!!
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Ah George, hope the stick thingo get better soon.
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Certainly is Tai Tong-ing! Wo de Toe Tong!! asasasasas asasasasas asasasasas
Wo3 tou2 teng2.
Wo3 hou2long2 ye3 teng2
Xian4zai4, George de jiao3zhi3 teng2!
Just think George, with this act you've put a smile on the face of all who've done the Pimsleur Mandarin series and expanded their vocabulary by a factor of one toe hurt body part.
Have a beer on me!
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Thanks, TP. I am a multi-lingual punster!
Toe is much less painful today, though not good enough to walk around the Computer Market looking for a laptop for Babe. afafafafaf afafafafaf
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Buy one online and get it delivered. Some times REALLY good deals.
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Don't encourage her!!
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Why? You think Babe will replace you with the laptop? afafafafaf
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Laptops are versatile, but that not good.
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......otherwise they'd be called androids!
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......otherwise they'd be called androids!
hmm??? Sounds like a crackin idea. Where can I get me one o' those! ahahahahah
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georgie boy, how's the pecker?
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georgie boy, how's the pecker?
Pecker's fine, Phets. Toe is getting better! afafafafaf afafafafaf
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Fun!
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herhmmmm.....the thing at the end of your leg on your avatar, in my most opinion DOESN'T look like a foot, but rather something you peck with....hence the use how is the pecker.
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Yes, dear. Now how about a nice cuppa and a little lie down! ahahahahah
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In the past couple of days, I have received a couple of pms regarding my knowledge of the male anatomy and in one case may have offended one of our viewers.
I apologise if you are/where offended and are concerned for my lack of well lets not go there.
I'm sorry OK?? bibibibibi
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phets72, you are forgiven, though I was never offended. If you had made comments about the sea-worthiness of longboats or insinuated that British monks does not actually like having their homes pillaged and burned, then I might have had to chase you around the bar with a roasted leg of lamb (George stole my battleaxe and threw it on the roof).
Have a frothing mug of mead lazed with shrooms and wait until the urge to burn cows and kill farm-houses hits you..then go sit in a corner and think happy thoughts.
First jug of mead is on me agagagagag agagagagag
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You are such a sweet boy !
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You are such a sweet boy !
He is now, without his battle-axe!!
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Always looking after others our George. So thoughtful.
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Thoughtful?? Do you have any idea what a battle-axe costs?? And the squirrels on the roof won't give it back! One of them just chased me with it! Ah, wait, George is temporarily not his speedy agile self...where is that leg of lamb..George, time to have a little chat. Would someone please take the matches away from Phets72 before she starts going all Harald the Hairy on the furniture? George, hiding behind Dragonsaver while cocking a snook at me is not playing fair asasasasas asasasasas
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My Dad says his Battle-axe was really expensive, but worth it. Says she even does his laundry and cooks his food, washes his dishes...
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And the squirrels on the roof won't give it back!
Some Viking you are!! bibibibibi
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My Dad says his Battle-axe was really expensive, but worth it. Says she even does his laundry and cooks his food, washes his dishes...
And I am guessing that your dad says this when he is holed up in the garden shed, with a bucket over his head and whispering. That's what I would do...and even then I would buy some flowers before entering the house, just to be on the safe side.
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And the squirrels on the roof won't give it back!
Some Viking you are!! bibibibibi
Really big squirrels! Besides, Phets took all the mead and, as you know, Vikings earned their reputation by doing nasty stuff while under the influence of alcohol and shrooms and the barkeep is witholding drinks because Phets set fire to his bicycle and he thinks it's my fault. Awww...geez...the dragon ate me leg of lamb....Phets, where are you? I want you to light a fire under George, literally.
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Yeah. Probably pink squirrels!!!
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asasasasas asasasasas asasasasas George, I am going to find you and then..then..I am going to jump up and down on your toe!!!
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Eric, if you're really nice I'll lend you my cannon for the night afafafafaf
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Oh, I can be nice. Really nice. What would it take? A footrub, homecooked meal, washing your car...you wouldn't have some grape or cannister shot too by any chance?
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you wouldn't have some grape or cannister shot too by any chance?
Yeah, like being shot by a bunch of grapes is going to hurt The George! I chew 'em up and spit the seeds right back atcha!! bbbbbbbbbb
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George, sit up and pay attention. Grape shot are small balls of iron, either loose or connected by a chain, which would hurt a lot. Actually, I would not need them, rusty nails and used diapers would suffice.
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Probably make lousy wine, then!!
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Probably make lousy wine, then!!
Rusty wine never hurt anyone...
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And the squirrels on the roof won't give it back!
Phets, where are you? I want you to light a fire under George, literally.
Honey - I'm thinkin of ways to cook a chicken, hear ones a headin down Melbourne way a real soon!
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And the squirrels on the roof won't give it back!
Phets, where are you? I want you to light a fire under George, literally.
Honey - I'm thinkin of ways to cook a chicken, hear ones a headin down Melbourne way a real soon!
Mwahahahahaha...I wonder if there is such an thing as chicken stuffed with kangaroo...you cook the chicken, I'll bring the salad and wine agagagagag
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How come you STILL get trapped in quotes??? bibibibibi
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How come you STILL get trapped in quotes??? bibibibibi
He's a Dane.....and not a great one, either!!
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I don't know. George you... cbcbcbcbcb cbcbcbcbcb cbcbcbcbcb..grumblegrumblemumblehatethatchickenmumblegrumble llllllllll llllllllll
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Dum de dum..Da,da,dum. Noles, where is my little, cool, struttin' chicken from the Alamo???
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Dum de dum..Da,da,dum. Noles, where is my little, cool, struttin' chicken from the Alamo???
It has been set free by animal activists.
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Bastards! He was already free-range! asasasasas
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"Was" being the right word to use. The stew was delicious, thanks George bfbfbfbfbf
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And the squirrels on the roof won't give it back!
Phets, where are you? I want you to light a fire under George, literally.
Honey - I'm thinkin of ways to cook a chicken, hear ones a headin down Melbourne way a real soon!
Done I'm quite partial to a good wine!
Mwahahahahaha...I wonder if there is such an thing as chicken stuffed with kangaroo...you cook the chicken, I'll bring the salad and wine agagagagag
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Phets you keep getting trapped in the box too... What's up with that? bibibibibi
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Phets you keep getting trapped in the box too... What's up with that? bibibibibi
I, for one, think it is absolutely charming afafafafaf
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And for those who mocked me for being scared of the squirrels..not naming names..GeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorge....Here is a nice little story from Germany:
BERLIN
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But seriously, how's the foot, George?
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Pretty good, thanks Cheeks. Swelling has gone down, it's back to it's normal colour instead of being blue and purple. I might even be able to go to school tomorrow........if there are no bloody squirrels around!!
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That's good, George. Be mindful to check you nail though. I once banged my toe rather badly and, when the swelling subsided and it once more assumed the right colour, my nail loosened and fell off. It did make walking around somewhat annoying.
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Thanks
squirrel ericthemaroon. I will watch it closely! agagagagag
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Ya, I lost my toenail too. bibibibibi Bitch when it happens. Takes forever to grow back and it looks super funny for about a year. aoaoaoaoao Hope yours doesn't fall off. agagagagag
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Speaking of which, why do these pedicure people try to file the surface of the nail with a regular file? Just day before yesterday the girl almost file all my baby-toe nail in one sweep! I think the whole of Yaxiu heard me yelling from pain. Thank God the damage was minimal! llllllllll
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That's good, George. Be mindful to check you nail though. I once banged my toe rather badly and, when the swelling subsided and it once more assumed the right colour, my nail loosened and fell off. It did make walking around somewhat annoying.
My sisters big toe nail did the same thing. But I think there was something else wrong there too because it never grew back and now she has to put this anti backterial spray on it constantly. aaaaaaaaaa
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My big toenail is fine, thanks. The toe is OK too, cept that it don't bend too well.
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My big toenail is fine, thanks. The toe is OK too, cept that it don't bend too well.
As long as you keep on dancin', but can you wear shoes?
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Yeah, shoes are Ok, but barefoot is better!!
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So, no clog dancing then? Barefoot shimmy all the way...
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Clog dancing is waaay too noisy.
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What's the matter, the ole' ears a bit sensitive these days?
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Actually, the old ears seem to be a tad less sensitive .
Thinking today.... ( I know I shouldn't, but sometimes I can't stop myself)....as one ages, as one does...all the things that never happened to one in the past are still lurking, waiting to happen. You know, stuff like appendicitis, for example. I've still got my appendix. The time frame for it to burst or do something silly is now considerably shorter than it was 40 years ago. Then there are all the other little bits and pieces that go wrong from time to time....their time is also limited. Which of them is gonna realise this first, and jump in! By golly there is a lot to think about, as one gets older!
Fortunately, after a few beers, I stop thinking. I wonder how my liver is! Is my brain fading? Will my sense of humour fall in a screaming heap? What happens if my heart stops? Would I notice? Shit, life's one big worry after another, these days!!
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Well, as long as the brain fades in the right direction. Like, when you reach a certain age, is there really any reason to want to remember Elementary school?
As for your liver, it is doing well on life-support.
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Like, when you reach a certain age, is there really any reason to want to remember Elementary school?
Good question, but you just can't delete those files. Can't re-format either. So far I haven't got any virus in there.
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Like, when you reach a certain age, is there really any reason to want to remember Elementary school?
Good question, but you just can't delete those files. Can't re-format either. So far I haven't got any virus in there.
Well, there could be some lurking, just biding their time...you know, the likes of Mad Chook Cow or such. Weren't you traveling around Britain when no one was allowed to eat eggs and everyone was running from beef? Those of us Kiwis who were residing there in the '80s aren't allowed to donate blood back in NZ for fear we're harbouring some hidden viruses upstairs.
It's a hideous disease though, so I 'spose I shouldn't make light of it...apologies.
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Speaking of being barefoot. I had these flops - bought 'em in Harbin, cost me almost 300RMB (some fancy Chinese company either Kiss Kat or something). I wore them for 4 years - even showered in them in India and walking in puddles and water. People stepped on them, I tripped a few... They were FINE. Now, one night I was going home with my friends and my Columbian friend accidentally stepped on my flop... CRACK! One strap came off. And... I had to walk 2 blocks barefoot. It didn't seem fun anymore when I walked into my apartment and took a look at my feet...
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They actually lasted 4years?? Wow, that's got to be a record.
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Oh, c'mon!1 I have had a pair of plastic flip-flops that have lasted two years already and cost me 25RMB. China makes some good shit!!!!! afafafafaf afafafafaf
Speaking of which, I have a pair of Red Dragonfly shoes, that are still going strong after three years and a great flood. I spent 4 hours one night wading through flood waters to get home. Dried them out and they are still(almost) as good as new.
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You bought something in China that lasted more than a month? Impressive.
You walked bare-foot around China??? That's just...you're not the kind of person who laughs danger in the face..oh no...you insult dangers' mother, calls his kids ugly, kicks him in jewels, twists his arm and makes him say uncle! I am in awe...
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I'm pretty sure I know why his toe tongs now.
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You bought something in China that lasted more than a month? Impressive.
You walked bare-foot around China??? That's just...you're not the kind of person who laughs danger in the face..oh no...you insult dangers' mother, calls his kids ugly, kicks him in jewels, twists his arm and makes him say uncle! I am in awe...
He was talking about Cheeky!!! bibibibibi
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Yeah, George would not do that to danger. He would merely channel his inner Grandpa Simpson and drone on and on and on until danger stabs himself in the face with a chopstick. bgbgbgbgbg when I was a younger chook in OZ we used kangaroos as public transportation but we did not call them kangaroos, we called them chookboings,see and wallabies were called angaroos because the letter k could not be used as an initial in those days bgbgbgbgbg bgbgbgbgbg
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You silly little boy!! bibibibibi
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Chookboings is brilliant. ahahahahah
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You're stilly too!!
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Of course. These were the good ones!
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Bad luck Cheeks. ananananan A good pair of thongs* is worth their weight in gold. They take on your character and, more importantly, the shape of your feet. Trust you find a new pair soon and that you and they have a long and happy relationship.
And another thing. I can't remember ever seeing thongs for sale in China. I can remember seeing some horrible hard plastic "things" that one tended to slip out of with each step one took, but I can't remember seeing thongs. Memory playing tricks with me or what?
*I know that the rest of the world calls 'em flip flops or something similar but, damn it, in Hoganland they are thongs and thongs they shall remain. Admittedly, this can lead to some confusion. As one website once had it "A crowd of Australians wearing thongs might not be quite as exciting as you would expect."
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That would also give a whole new meaning to that horrible piece of music known as "the Thong song".
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Sorry eric, I don't know the thong song. Is this a good or a bad thing?
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It is a good thing. Especially since that means you have never seen the music video where this guy with silver hair or the top of his head painted silver, I never really could tell, prances around like the great big pillock he is, polluting the air with his singing and making any viewer possessing the same amount of aesthtic taste as you might find in a poorly educated porcupine want to dig his/her eyes out with a spoon while trying to insert a chopstick into both ears. I forget the singers name..let's see..git?..no..douche? no...darn and bebother, I can't recall his name bibibibibi
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It is a good thing. Especially since that means you have never seen the music video where this guy with silver hair or the top of his head painted silver, I never really could tell, prances around like the great big pillock he is, polluting the air with his singing and making any viewer possessing the same amount of aesthtic taste as you might find in a poorly educated porcupine want to dig his/her eyes out with a spoon while trying to insert a chopstick into both ears. I forget the singers name..let's see..git?..no..douche? no...darn and bebother, I can't recall his name bibibibibi
Ohhh bibibibibi you mean George. uuuuuuuuuu
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I think his name is Sisco or something
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Cheeky, you win the prize. It is indeed Sisqo or Sizko or something like that.
The prize is...errr....well..here agagagagag agagagagag agagagagag agagagagag
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It is a good thing. Especially since that means you have never seen the music video where this guy with silver hair or the top of his head painted silver, I never really could tell, prances around like the great big pillock he is, polluting the air with his singing and making any viewer possessing the same amount of aesthtic taste as you might find in a poorly educated porcupine want to dig his/her eyes out with a spoon while trying to insert a chopstick into both ears. I forget the singers name..let's see..git?..no..douche? no...darn and bebother, I can't recall his name bibibibibi
Ohhh bibibibibi you mean George. uuuuuuuuuu
Quote of the day which means gorge owes you a bear.
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It is a good thing. Especially since that means you have never seen the music video where this guy with silver hair or the top of his head painted silver, I never really could tell, prances around like the great big pillock he is, polluting the air with his singing and making any viewer possessing the same amount of aesthtic taste as you might find in a poorly educated porcupine want to dig his/her eyes out with a spoon while trying to insert a chopstick into both ears. I forget the singers name..let's see..git?..no..douche? no...darn and bebother, I can't recall his name bibibibibi
Ohhh bibibibibi you mean George. uuuuuuuuuu
Quote of the day which means gorge owes you a bear.
could that be a sun bear? They are sooo cute...
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Hideous song!