This week's avatar: alternate headings

CP, looking at where the bumps are in your photo, don't you think the great helmsman would fill a B cup?

Helmsman?  I thought it was David Carradine.  He was great in Kung Fu.

You know your life has achieved some purpose when you are loved and respected and your passing is mourned by so many. We keep you in our hearts, Shroomy

We miss you, kiddo.

The recently announced merger of FuddRuckers and Jack in the Box has caused some controversy.

Yeah, that's the one.
Don't know if it'll play outside North America, though...but then, who cares about all those swarthy malodorous foreign types, anyway?

Hmmm. Not sure why it's coming up here  but an explanation of the cryptic term is found at http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage

Do you know how hard it is to find a linkable copy of Rodin's Thinker?  There's hundreds of them out there, and they're all on blogs.  *sigh*  So picture here a pleasant and appealing image, Rodin's Thinker, posed just so and facing right.  Perhaps we include the cryptic caption "...with Chinese characteristics", and we have our alt avatar joke.  Plus some indication that skinny white asian chicks with small, bushy tailed animals hidden in their hats are the future.

skinny white asian chicks with small, bushy tailed animals hidden in their hats are the future.

We could do worse.

Good one, Calach.  Add the writing on the hat and it's perfect.

After her third consecutive boyfriend came out of the closet, Feifei decided to lobby the public directly.

The People's Liberation Army, Aviation branch, consisting of 400,000 personnel and 2,024 aircraft, practice daily their non-redundancy program.  Feats of sustained levitation are replacing the need for conventional aircraft, and allowing many recruits to stay in service.  The Navy has cried foul, claiming that if anyone should launch an assault across the strait there would be no face found in merely wafting across the water.  Undaunted, the brave aviators practice maintaining formation in the teeth of a pleasant breeze and last night's supper sitting heavily.  Tally ho, chaps!

if all the people in china jumped in the air at the same time.....

Look, Ma.....No hands.....OR feet, neither