This week's avatar: alternate headings

 IT's called an Octopus cos the London one is called an Oyster.
so the world is your Octopus when you have one? 

Clear something up for me please.
Do i insert the card into  the Octopus? (poor Octopus does HK have an RSPCA? sounds like animal cruelty to me)
And where is the card slot on the Octopus?

Forgive my second-tier city provincialness, but just what is that a picture of?

A subway entrance gate?

It's either an access gate to the Hong Kong MTR system, or the access gate to The Tentacle Room.  Either way, it can get pretty kinky.

Quote from: Escaped Lunatic on March 31, 2012, 04:49:20 PM

It's either an access gate to the Hong Kong MTR system, or the access gate to The Tentacle Room.  Either way, it can get pretty kinky.

Which raises the question: do octopi ever get knots in their tentacles?

Only while making love to kinky Japanese girls.

I missed a week, didn't I? Sorry...my brain has turned to cheese.


"But the really  humiliating part is having to make the "ding ding ding" noise every time you're hit..."

Dammit Raoul!  You weren't supposed to show pics of what my real job is.

If you want to get close to the (pool) sharks, you'd better go in a cage.

I don't know who took the table legs, but all I can say is that I hope they don't run out of balls.

Yes, they might go for those guys' testicles next!

My thoughts exactly zero!

(There is a brand of pear brandy that has a full-size pear inside the bottle. Since the bottle has a narrow neck, the obvious question is how they get the pear inside. So...)

Son: Dad, how do they get those heads inside the cages?
Father: Well son, I think they put the cages on when they are just newborns, and they just grow up that way.

Your Beloved Emperor, Escaped Lunatic, has decreed that anyone caught cheating at pool will be subjected to The Death of 10,000 Cue Balls.

Tune in to PPV Imperial Execution Channel #37 to watch.  Only $39.95 per day.

Fresh meat for you!

Finally!  Some kind soul put up a sign telling me where I can get a wild piece of ass.

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