This week's avatar: alternate headings

I'm hoping this was the Simpsons quote 

CHINA DEVELOPS NEW STEALTH CARRIER: guaranteed never to be seen on the ocean

There's no debating who's the biggest fish in that pond.

Excuse me m'am. Is this the way to Qingdao?

Don't just stand there.  Start digging a canal to the ocean!

Man, when they said there's a water shortage, they weren't kidding

He bought a 4 bedroom house, so I bought a 6 bedroom house.
He bought a Cadillac, so I bought a Mercedes.
He married a 25 year old blond, so I married a 22 year old redhead.
He went skiing in the Rockies, so I went skiing in the Alps.
He's just bought a new boat and now I don't know what to do.

He bought a 4 bedroom house, so I bought a 6 bedroom house.
He bought a Cadillac, so I bought a Mercedes.
He married a 25 year old blond, so I married a 22 year old redhead.
He went skiing in the Rockies, so I went skiing in the Alps.
He's just bought a new boat and now I don't know what to do.

Buy the lake and drain it   

Although I travel through the valley of death, I fear no evil.

Bill Gates.  If you liked his toy boat, wait until you see how big his new rubber ducky is.

New Cover. Get weird.

These mixed relationships never work out


(hey boss, I didn't realize I gave you that pic too)

Hate to admit it, but I would still do her, EVEN if she insisted on holding onto the fish the whole time.

Germany: a boot of beer
China: a fish of baijiu.

Oh, so THAT was what that smell was.