This week's avatar: alternate headings

World Domination the easy Lunatic way 

General Lunatic prepares to address his subjects.

Photoshop ain't what it used to be

I'm really liking this stretch of this thread. It's confirming how many of us can write MUCH funnier captions than EL can.

In a surprise move, Burger King introduces two compelling new characters into the franchise mythology in an effort to capture the Chinese fast food buck.  The Burger Queen and Burger Princess will have it their way!

Escaped lunatic captures queen and her princess, locks them in one of his castles. Mario and Luigi vow for their safe return.

Step right up folks and have your picture taken with an Escaped Lunatic, only $10.

For $20, you don't have to wear the Hallowe'en get-up

For $50, we could take out the Escaped Lunatic altogether.

(obviously these fine young ladies either didn't have the money or enjoy the novelty as they are the first and last)

"Ah, yes, 'twas a grand night. But when the Admiral awoke the next day, the ladies were gone...as were his medals and his wallet."

Wow so the Village People are taking things in a whole new direction

Hi, we're your host and hostess to this fine eating establishment (Burger King). And this lovely lady is your waitress so please tip her.

(sorry to poke fun at your new daughter, but you gragged her into this!)

So, this is what has become of Sgt. Pepper and his band.

So, this is what has become of Sgt. Pepper and his band.

Sergeant Pepper has just gotten a couple of new members for his band.

or

Come up to my castle to see my albums.

Two of the lovely doctors from the Guangzhou Number 7 Psychiatric Hospital attempt an experimental roleplay therapy to try to learn what's behind the worst case of Napoleon Complex they've ever seen.

Will I ever be normal again?

I can't take credit for this, but my favourite caption has to be the leading thread title in the Champers' cabbers. That thread has gotta stay at the top as long as this pic is up.

You're such a lovely audience,
We'd like to take you home with us,
We'd love to take you home.

After 20 years of singing about it, Sergeant Pepper finally succumbs to temptation and takes a couple of fangirl groupies home with him.