#800 is delayed a bit. I discovered we had 18 malformed, null, unusable member accounts dating from back when we were having some server woes. I deleted them all; this will make our count a little more accurate when we do get there.
National Bureau of Statistics of China
This department views with concern any under-reporting of statistics in China. By using our formula it can be established that your organisation has 1,218 current members.
This number can be increased on payment of RMB1,000/head to a maximum of 1,518.
A uniformed officer from our department will visit your office next week. In order to expedite our confirmation of your membership numbers could you please ensure that appropriate banking facilities are in place.