Hostel I, II, and
III. Some vacations end badly. Very, very badly.
Definitely not for the squeamish.
Snow Piercer. I tried to like this movie, but couldn't. Brainless shoot-em-ups are usually fun, but this wasn't. I'd say this new low in slow-motion train wrecks made the extinction of humanity look like the best of all possible options.
If you want death, action, and adventure in an unusual environment, get a copy of
Snakes on a Plane.
Tokarev. Nice try at an "vengeance leads to more sorrow" movie, but when the final source of the weapon is revealed, they don't explain how the guy was stupid enough to retain such a thing in such an easily accessed location or why the cops didn't ever bother to pursue such an obvious possibility. Those 2 yawning chasms of plot holes sort of ruined what was a very noble concept.
Joss Whedon's
Much Ado About Nothing. Who knew Joss could do such an incredibly great job messing about a bit with Shakespeare?
Dead Snow (finally got my wife to watch this one
). Let's see. A remote cabin and some clueless students on vacation. Just add one or more heartless killing machines to complete the equation. Zombies? Not bad, but more is needed. In this case, more is provided.
Nazi Zombies.
