I first came to China just over 4 years ago, but have a 12 year old Chinese daughter, an 8 year old Chinese ward (not quite sure what the term is for her), and more Chinese nieces and nephews than I can count.
I'm currently planning my big fat Chinese wedding. (Happily, my Chinese fiancee is neither big nor fat.)
I attend Dragon Boat practice, both first and second practice sessions, every day leading up to the festival. Next year, they might even be able to make an exception to requiring a local hukou and let me compete in the race.
I live in a Chinese house in a Chinese village. I'm the only foreigner here. I've never even heard of another one setting foot inside my village. (Edit: Oh wait - just remembered. One other USanian was in the village with me one time in 2007.)
I can use a pair of chopsticks with each hand - at the same time.
I love baijiu. I accidentally ended up in a baijiu drinking contest with my village's drinking champion and somehow I didn't even die. I've started an Alcohols of China collection and am trying to get some made in each province.
I spent New Years Eve in one of the local police stations - drinking with a couple of my local police friends. I even got to play with some of the riot gear. Not even sure why they have the gear. No one local seems to have riots and I only incite them in the city, never in my village.