i'm drunk

Well,
A bottle of wine and a half bottle of scotch in--drunk enough to be here!--Whew! So, smokin Chinese cigars, and drinkin scotch --no girlfriend and no hope of one --just livin and working in China--have 6 more bottles of wine when I run outa scotch...like china but it could get better---just sayin'

Wow skippyteach, I wouldn't want your hangover! Don't worry about a girlfriend, I understand that anyone can get one of those. Wait for the genuine special person, it will save a lot of problems.

Well, no especially ill effects...but think a nap is in order! Thanks for the advice.

i like this guy!

i like this guy!

Must feel like you are looking in the mirror~ 

Quote from: kitano on January 28, 2012, 04:52:21 PM

i like this guy!

Must feel like you are looking in the mirror~ 

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I've actually just come home from my girlfriend's parents a week before her and bought myself two very nice bottles of red to drink in my room, on my own :? maybe i'll shout at rosetta stone later!

Rosetta Stone would be a great 'porn name', wouldn't it?

Gay porn star, Wankon Mifascev

Had a proper blast from the past last night, went out drinking in Maya Bar which is full of cool people, was drinking with some really cool hipster sort of people who I think didn't like me, hate that, like I thought they seemed cool, they were in bands and spoke really good chinese and were friendly and everything but i couldn't really get on with them, then i met these two 50 year old guys who were pilots and i got on really well with them, a bit worrying, i might end up voting for the tories and that
Then I was hanging out with these Spanish people who I was speaking Italian to and they didnt' speak Italian and I don't understand Spanish so I think I was just talking to myself from that point to be honest.
Went to a club with them and fell asleep in the club, like a proper dick I woke up still drunk and the poor bar people had to put up with me shouting at them cos I had no clue where I was and was still drunk. I assumed I was being kicked out and started protesting and it took me a minute of being a dick to realise that the lights were on and everyone else had gone
Then I came home and drank beer. My part time job phoned me up saying that I have to prepare a 1 inch photo of myself for my ID card and I argued about that too, why should I prepare my own photo for my ID card, if they are going to make me an ID card then they have to make it....

But I normally look at stuff like that like I want to be a proper teacher but I'm not very experienced for a proper teacher so I don't really have the right to be arsey for another few years yet....

And now your hair hurts, eh

I obviously need to drink more.  1/3 of a coffee cup of a mix of Bacardi (mostly), plus a splash of Captain Morgan and raspberry vodka should NOT have this big of an effect.  Guess that's what I get for only getting slight plastered only one night during Dragon Boat practice.  My liver obviously needs more exercise.   Ah well, at least I'm a cheap date.

Been a bizarre last few weeks.  In-laws, work, unending interruptions, favorite living relative (only have 4 close ones left) in the hospital, etc., etc.   If wife plus daughter weren't on their way home (hopefully with Papa John's Pizza), I think I'd give into temptation and have another round (or two or three).

In China, my alcohol consumption has plummeted because I don't 'hang' with my co-workers, plus there's only one bar (student run) anywhere near here and I don't like it.

However, after a 12 hour-long Snow beer & Jieke whiskey-fueled Skype 'drinking session' with my buddy in Korea, I have to learn not to post racist rants against China Southern Airlines (even if they are complete and utter assholes) when I'm drunk.

I would say that's a pretty good lesson to learn. I might even learn it myself, but first I have some of this medicinal ginseng infused baijiu to drink before bed.