Hola!
About May of last year (2007), I was beating the bushes for a university teaching position. There were two schools who weere interested in me, the Zhejiang Forestry University, and Zhejiang U. of Technology (ZUT).
I was communicating with one fellow who really seemed like he really wanted to hire me, and when can I come and see the school and sign the contract and all that jazz. The college was not in Hangzhou but in a town about 45 minutes away. The town seemed nice and the school was beautiful. However, the guy who recruited me was gone, and the girl in the office for whatever reason took a disliking to me, and liked my resume' even less. She told me about the "five year rule", something that I have read over the internet but never quite believed. I think she wanted to get rid of me.
That girl was OK. This next girl was a flaming c*nt wad. About a week later, the ZUT school wanted to meet me, so off I went on another loooooooooooooooooooooooooong ride to get to their school (why are Chinese colleges way out in the middle of nowhere?).
I see the girl, and she wanted to see my passport. My passport is getting old, with a lot of old stamps and crap in it. She started fingering through it. She asked "Where is your visa?" I took the book back and pointed at my current stamp. "No, this is a Residence Permit, where is your visa." She was fingering through the old China stamps and found the last (Z) stamp I had with the word "VISA". The bitch said "You haven't had a working visa since 2004, how is that." I got a little under the collar and showed her my new stamp "This is what they gave me!" She talked down to me and said "As I said before, this is not a visa, this is a residence permit." I had enough and grabbed my shit and walked out the door.
The deal is, she was wrong, because since 2005, the Visa and the Residence Permit is the same stamp (since a visa is more or less a permission for an alien to have residence, right?) I didn't know, and my pervious job was kind of dodgy, so I went to the police station and met a woman who looked at my passport, said that there was no problems and hired me to work at her school (at 1,000 more a month and a 2,000 rental allowance)
The five year rule makes me sweat too a little bit too, however, last year I was here 6 years and was issued a visa/res. permit. I am more worried about some pervert or idiot foreigner doing something stupid here which puts us all in a bad light. I want these Olympics to be over.
Getting my visa/res. permit, masterbation license on Friday. Wish me luck.
Senor