as posted on the other thread:
"This man, answering to the name of "Dave" or, sometimes, by his peculiar, sinister alter-egos "Mr Kalgukshi", "Revenant", "Bearman" or "Writerman", is dangerous. Do not approach him. He has been at large all over Asia and Latin America and lures innocent FTs into his lair with the promise of decent job adverts and free and open chat. Before they know it, they are enticed into his basement where they are viciously beset with fraudulent job adverts, smashed over the head with the most overzealous moderation this side of 'Stormtrooper online', and molested with unfair bannings and warnings.
There is a $10,000,000 reward for information leading to the capture of this man. He is to the ESL community what Osama Bin Laden is to the world. If you spot him, go straight to the Raoul police and your reward will be placed in a Swiss bank account."