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But....doesn't nuns know that all-girl Catholic schools have been the subject of sinful male fantasies for decades...it's the skirts and white socks...I think...

Grey uniform and socks at the first convent. Brown at the the second. But I know what you're saying. The Grammar School Boys used to spray paint on the walls after every boat school race: Be a nun and get nun. That was my sex education. Jeezus.

as posted on the other thread:

"This man, answering to the name of "Dave" or, sometimes, by his peculiar, sinister alter-egos "Mr Kalgukshi", "Revenant", "Bearman" or "Writerman", is dangerous.  Do not approach him.  He has been at large all over Asia and Latin America and lures innocent FTs into his lair with the promise of decent job adverts and free and open chat.  Before they know it, they are enticed into his basement where they are viciously beset with fraudulent job adverts, smashed over the head with the most overzealous moderation this side of 'Stormtrooper online', and molested with unfair bannings and warnings.

There is a $10,000,000 reward for information leading to the capture of this man.  He is to the ESL community what Osama Bin Laden is to the world.  If you spot him, go straight to the Raoul police and your reward will be placed in a Swiss bank account."

He looks like a cancer patient.

Dave, a prisoner in his own home, appreciating good, healthy and civil discussion with Mr Kalgukshi.
 
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Top of the class, Fugu!

My computer at home has been performing like the Leafs (dead in the water) for a few days, I've been battling a head cold and running my tail off chasing after one of those "We have lots of work / we don't have any work for you"  secondary gigs, I've been doing student evals all week, now I see this. 
You really know how to set up a guy's long weekend. I'm gonna go home, throw the 'puter out the window and sleep until Monday.

As the Olympics draws closer, no expense is spared and modernisation of the fire department begins to take effect...

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This is f*cking brilliant. It's what we shoulda run in the first place.

Save it for next April!!!

It may not carry much, but the dalmatian can pull it.

When Postman Pat first heard that he was being 'downsized' and 'relocated to China' he had no idea that they had this in mind.

Sometimes the picture is just too funny for words, but I'm going to try anyway.
Drivers wanted. Enquire at your local Fire Department.

Picture- 'New fire vehicles. Comes with firehook'

(referring to hooked used to pull down London during the Great Fire- still in that London holiday mode 2 months later!)

The government introduces new equipment for the Laowai Volunteer Fire Department.