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Out-dated divisions such as "Cavalry" have been replaced with more modern, pragmatic ones, such as "Mall Cop Corps."  Every shopping center is a potential battlefield.

Darth Vader has fallen so far.

Combat Report:

Battle was going in our favor.  Enemy infantry units retreated.  Pursued with intent to capture or kill.  Pursuit ended when enemy successfully escaped by running up a stairway.

And then a new threat emerged:



And a new type of soldier was needed....

In China, they'd be "gently/warmly reminded" not to drive their Hoverounds on the grass.

And EL nailed it on the effectiveness of these contraptions for control/pursuit. What happens when they encounter steps? Or just a curb? Or those ubiquitous fences and small gates in Chinese parks and "open spaces"?

And EL nailed it on the effectiveness of these contraptions for control/pursuit. What happens when they encounter steps? Or just a curb? Or those ubiquitous fences and small gates in Chinese parks and "open spaces"?

There are no steps between the shuffleboard courts and the lunch buffets.

And EL nailed it on the effectiveness of these contraptions for control/pursuit. What happens when they encounter steps? Or just a curb? Or those ubiquitous fences and small gates in Chinese parks and "open spaces"?

I believe your scenario would go something like this:  *THUD* *CRACK* "My arm!!!" 


Segways are actually great fun to play on.  I managed to hijack borrow one for a few minutes once.

Back in the day, rifles were at least 3 feet long and jeeps had 4 wheels. This downsizing shit has affected the army too

Back in the day, rifles were at least 3 feet long and jeeps had 4 wheels. This downsizing shit has affected the army too

It's not downsizing, it's efficiency!  Wait until you see the unicycle special forces units in action.

Quote from: Day Dreamer on May 30, 2013, 08:55:35 PM

Back in the day, rifles were at least 3 feet long and jeeps had 4 wheels. This downsizing shit has affected the army too

It's not downsizing, it's efficiency!  Wait until you see the unicycle special forces units in action.

with pea shooters

Overheard from the reviewing stand:

Xi Jingping: General Fang Fenghui, when you said the People's Army was adopting a  stealthy profile to counter the Americans, I was expecting something a little less obvious.

Overheard from the reviewing stand:

Xi Jingping: General Fang Fenghui, when you said the People's Army was adopting a  stealthy profile to counter the Americans, I was expecting something a little less obvious.

But sir, our Stealth Segways have a smaller radar profile than anything the American Military has ever deployed.

I finally understand what they mean by food porn!
 

If cabbage looked like that, I'd even eat kimchie.

Eat your vegetables takes on a whole new meaning.