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Title: Gallop International English School in Xi'an Is A Bunch Of Crooked, Evil Idiots!
Post by: "Adam" Is A Lying Fake!!! on December 06, 2010, 03:48:46 AM
   I'm pretending not to be a manager there, so I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an , China .I've been worked there for a whole year . It's the most unforgettable memory I had in China . The reason I wrote this article is that I found someone spread slanders of the school . I feel so angry about this kind of misbehaviour . Even though you may have some misunderstanding about the management of the school , you shouldn't say so many things that is totally wrong .
   I 've lived in Xi'an for a whole year . It's the best city to live in China and you can find most of the interesting Chinese stuff. As we know, we probably all have a dispute with our boss over the work or the salary . No matter what kind of the situation is , you shouldn't spread vicious gossip about your boss . I've worked there much longer than you , I believe I know the boss much better than you . They are all so kind and they are the kindest boss I've ever met before . The company is arranged very well .If you couldn't obey the rules of the company , I hope you can go back to school and learn more . Because nothing can be accomplished without norms or standards.
   Then I want to tell you something about my working experience at Gallop International English School . Firstly ,my apartment . I lived with another man called David. He is also American . I have my own bedroom , bathroom and  balcony. We just share the same kitchen and the parlor . The house is big enough , sometimes we hold a party there , we invited almost 20 in number.
   When I moved in my apartment on the first day , everything is new. The kitchen is great , there's everything you need . And the market is quite near the house . I don't know why that you say so many bad things about your apartment . If you are not satisfied , you can rent a house by yourself . I have a lot of pictures of my apartment , I still kept them . None of them is like what you said.
Well , then I have a good paid work . You know, In Xi'an , everything is quite cheap and is of high quality . I'd love to go to the famous street of bars in Xi'an , but I still can save a lot of money each month .
My boss are so kind . Now they are all my good friends . Each day , If I have classes a little far away from my apartment , they will send me to my work place . And if I have any trouble , they all help me out. I think you do really need to cherish what you have instead of complaining all around . Once , I had a car accident , I did really feel so lonely , I was so afraid . They sent me to the hospital and took care of me for a whole week . I was only 23, and I felt they were like my parents. It's really hard to find that kind of feelings in another country .
Then I would like to show you some of our pictures .

(http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o240/jsmooman/gay-kiss.jpg)

(http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifestyle/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20080116/0013729c050d08f7bf8f1b.jpg)
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: xwarrior on December 06, 2010, 04:08:15 AM
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I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an , China .I've been worked there for a whole year . It's the most unforgettable memory I had in China

Why am I left with the feeling that I have just finished reading a letter from Nigeria?
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: "Adam" Is A Lying Fake!!! on December 06, 2010, 04:46:53 AM
cause we all love the place.
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: "Katherine" Is "Adam" In A Dress And Bra!!! on December 06, 2010, 04:55:26 AM
 akakakakak bfbfbfbfbf
I also miss Xi'an . That's a wonderful city . And I believed you like your students there , right?Chinese students are all so cute .  agagagagag
I totally understand u , Cause you love your school deeply , you want to protect it .
I want to hear more about you and your teaching career,
carry on . Show the truth about the school to all of the foreigners , Let them know the real school and the real Xi'an.
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: "Adam" Is A Lying Fake!!! on December 06, 2010, 04:59:44 AM
Thank you for your understanding , I want to show more to the friends here . Hope them to know the truth.

< Oh, don't worry about us knowing the truth. I promise you....we DO. uuuuuuuuuu -R >
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: "Katherine" Is "Adam" In A Dress And Bra!!! on December 06, 2010, 05:03:43 AM
 agagagagagcool
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: "Adam" Is A Lying Fake!!! on December 06, 2010, 05:07:25 AM
 bfbfbfbfbf ahahahahah
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: "Katherine" Is "Adam" In A Dress And Bra!!! on December 06, 2010, 05:15:10 AM
could u do me a favor ? I want to travel on Christmas Day , I don't know where to choose ,do u hv any good advice?
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: "Adam" Is A Lying Fake!!! on December 06, 2010, 05:17:47 AM
Now I am in Shanghai , big city and be full of fashion. you definitely need to come here .
and Xi'an , an ancient city , the best place to know about China.
then Beijing , the capital.
Hangzhou and Suzhou the beautiful place in the south of China
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: xwarrior on December 06, 2010, 05:27:22 AM
My God! It's the 'Adam and Katherine Show.'  bibibibibi Have you two kiddies ever been out of China ???
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: pydilyk on December 06, 2010, 06:07:48 AM
this is ridiculous and hilarious (unintentionally) but ultimately annoying.
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: Stil on December 06, 2010, 06:14:05 AM
It's a better way to keep FT away from Gallop than actual complaints.
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on December 06, 2010, 10:42:05 AM
No lie, Bwana. If the horror stories don't convince you it's a bad school, these tactics sure should... dddddddddd
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: kitano on December 06, 2010, 04:34:34 PM
fist i laughed, then i cried, then i laughed again, but a little part of me was gone, and it would never come back
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: latefordinner on December 06, 2010, 04:42:00 PM
These people really exist. I think they work for my company, writing the English texts. Raoul, how did you get them to come to the saloon? They're not in the same league as Englishdroid, but they're priceless.
You know, maybe we could make them a regular feature, something like the avatar caption. Just thinking aloud.

Edit
Just read the other threads this clown posted to. Very juvenile. Are they ummmm, gracing other EFL forums as well, or just ours?
(I love Xi'an too, it's a great place to visit, but that's another story)
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: Stil on December 06, 2010, 06:52:31 PM
I find the most interesting thing to be that 'adam' believes his English is good enough to even try this. I mean really, who would this fool? Incredible!
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: The Local Dialect on December 06, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
I find the most interesting thing to be that 'adam' believes his English is good enough to even try this. I mean really, who would this fool? Incredible!

That's exactly what I thought. The level of delusion apparent on this thread is pretty amazing.
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: El Macho on December 06, 2010, 07:38:29 PM
The Saloon is the top hit on Google for Gallop International English School, as well as other permutations of its name. I'll give it a link from my own blog, just to help the pagerank juice ;)
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on December 07, 2010, 09:43:53 AM
Thanks! Yes, the more sites link to us, the higher our ranking becomes. agagagagag

I think you've also hit on the answer to a mystery for me...
Within the last few days I've been contacted, one way or another, by several representatives of schools that have all gotten bad reviews on our pages.

Using Yahoo search on those schools' names, our reviews come up 2nd or 3rd on the list of hits.
So no wonder the poor things are upset. uuuuuuuuuu

I see it as one more reason to say: "Thank God for The Saloon!" agagagagag
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: Day Dreamer on December 07, 2010, 01:23:20 PM
So they blame us because they have a shitty school?  mmmmmmmmmm


KEWL well done folks dddddddddd
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: decurso on December 07, 2010, 02:08:36 PM
That's great news...high these cretins realized that their actions DO have consequences.  agagagagag
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: latefordinner on December 07, 2010, 04:20:56 PM
what d and DD just said.
I don't so much care that "the poor things are upset", (though gods know most of them deserve it!) as that we provide fair warning to the new fish who would unknowingly swim into their nets.
We don't have to get shrill (in fact I think that's counterproductive. Is silverboy still around?), we just have to present the info and keep it warm. It works this way.

did Adam and Kate visit the spoon? I can't find any trace of them there. That may be because  hhhhhhhhhh spotted them for what they are and expunged all trace of them. That's his style. Personally, I like yours RD. More fun this way.
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: The Hiphoppopotomous on December 07, 2010, 05:39:17 PM
my positive NIT review doesn't appear on google when I search for it :(


shame that it works so well for such negative reviews.
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: Monkey King on December 07, 2010, 07:53:46 PM
it can just take a while for these things to show up on the search engines - i think that original Gallop post was pretty ancient.
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on December 08, 2010, 12:36:46 AM
So they blame us because they have a shitty school?  mmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmm...I guess so, in a sense.
It goes sort of like, "If you (The Saloon) weren't so unsporting and uncooperative as to let people come on and reveal how shitty our school really is, then nobody would know our school is so shitty, and so for all intents and purposes our school wouldn't be shitty at all, would it?" bibibibibi
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: The Local Dialect on December 08, 2010, 01:46:29 AM
So they blame us because they have a shitty school?  mmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmm...I guess so, in a sense.
It goes sort of like, "If you (The Saloon) weren't so unsporting and uncooperative as to let people come on and reveal how shitty our school really is, then nobody would know our school is so shitty, and so for all intents and purposes our school wouldn't be shitty at all, would it?" bibibibibi

Fascinating, so shitty English schools are sort of like schrodinger's cat?
Title: Re: I love Gallop International English School in Xi'an ,China.
Post by: latefordinner on December 08, 2010, 03:38:36 AM
Schrodinger's skat? Well in the sense that they are neither alive nor dead but certainly bloody furious, the comparison holds. But really, its only a matter of trying to shoot the messenger, with chinese characteristics.
Title: Re: Gallop International English School in Xi'an Is A Bunch Of Crooked, Evil Idiots!
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on January 26, 2012, 01:13:11 PM
Hey all,
our warnings regarding this place are slipping in the search engines!

Yeah, we're still high up, and OK, the other reviews are also bad (imagine that!), but we're no longer #1.

If you haven't already, and you have some kind of website presence, please embed these URLs somewhere in your site:
http://raoulschinasaloon.com/index.php?topic=5822
http://raoulschinasaloon.com/index.php?topic=1021

Help keep us #1!

Thanks!
Raoul