I can just imagine the meeting at Vice where those pricks thought this up. Guaranteed it involved ketamine, acid and laughing gas.
Oh no, you got it all wrong. It went something like this:
"Well gentlemen. We tried fighting grampa and that didn't work.
We tried threatening daddy and that didn't work.
We tried getting China to help with sonny-boy and that didn't work.
Those North Koreans are impervious to intelligence, might and peer pressure. Let's try unorthadox and I don't mean non-Jews. Who's the most ridiculous person we have available?"
"Mike Tyson, Sir!"
"Okay, the second most ridiculous person not involving patrons of Walmart?"
"RODMAN!!!
And if that doesn't work, we'll try Sally Struthers or Celine Dion