This week's avatar: alternate headings

I'd be interested to know the story behind this.
Who knows?

Nobody nose.

Don't ruin perfectly good wild speculation by revealing the backstory so early.



With the new Forehead Nose, there's 37% less neck strain putting your nose to the grindstone.

"He's always turning his nose up at things."

Dude could commit suicide by wearing a hat.

Does anybody remember the lead singer from "Sniff and the Tears"?

Study study grindstone, nose nose up.

If a big nose means a big c*ck, I don't want to see this guy's junk 

Not too long ago there was a true story of a worker who had his hand severed. The damage to the hand itself was actually minor, it was a clean cut. But his wrist needed time before the hand could have been reattached. So, how do you keep the limb from atrophying? Easy, graft it to the guys ankle where his own system maintains circulation and whatnot. In time when his wrist is ready, the hand can be returned to its rightful place.

Let's hope it won't be sewn on backwards!  Apparently many doctors from around came to see the freak procedure. Too lazy to look, but it was in China Daily

If a big nose means a big c*ck, I don't want to see this guy's junk 

Damn! and all this time I have been looking at the length of the fingers.

Two plastic surgery students compare notes after their final exams.

"Wait, they go in the middle? AW MAN! I TOTALLY BLEW THAT NOSE!"

Two more places to hold bottle rockets!

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose

AND NOWWWWWWWWWWW,

you caaaaan   pick your friend's nose

Another sign of the impending apocalypse, as foretold by Nostrildamus.

Disdainful = scornful = stuck up = keep one's nose in the air

Putting his nose into a witch's business had unfortunate consequences.