This week's avatar: alternate headings

Might as well go out for a special services massage.  Last week's pic already gave me a case of crabs.

Last week's pic already gave me a case of crabs.

Definitely no 'happy ending' there! 

Notice the sign behind the sign??? Blind massage.

our 'blind' massages happy ending will turn into a 'bling' massage for you.

Time for a little sump'n, sump'n.

Notice the sign behind the sign??? Blind massage.

I'm pretty sure it says "Blinf Massage"

See it!  One little, confused Oriental fellow faced with a bewildering array of foreign symbols -- "I don't know which way these silly laowai things go. Up, down, left, right.  Who knows?  Who cares?  It won't matter.  I'll just stick them up any way that seems most harmonious to ME!"

Looks like Raoul found us a new pic, but forgot to put it in the thread.



Don't have a yard?  Don't want to deal with a leash getting all tangled up?  Don't even want to worry about having to clean up the mess in your apartment?  If so, Portable Dog^{TM, Pat. Pend.} is just right for you.

Just carry your little furry friend wherever you want to go.  At home, hang him up over the toilet so you never have to worry about him chewing the furniture or leaving other messes for you to clean up.

Portable Dog^{TM, Pat. Pend.}, now available in major retail stores throughout China.

Hmmmmm. Was this pic even taken in China??

EL: Thanks! I fo'gots!

Gerge: Shaddup, you!

 

And due to the extra teeth, it's very resistant to purse snatchers.

That is a great pic, RD!
EL, not sure about the dog/rodent/whichever being purse snatcher resistant. It was supposed to carry the I-phone in its mouth, no?

That is a great pic, RD!
EL, not sure about the dog/rodent/whichever being purse snatcher resistant. It was supposed to carry the I-phone in its mouth, no?

I think the phone slot is at the other end.

Damn Chinglish! The sign where I bought this said "Pouch", not "Pooch".