This week's avatar: alternate headings

No one will be his friend anymore - since he's so stuck up.

I actually sympathize with this guy...

How Not To Get Stared At...

Chinese development of stealth technology has taken an unexpected turn.

Tom Snout, the wittiest partition.

That wall is so well camouflaged that it blends in perfectly with that guy's clothing.

That Leonard Zelig is quite the character....

It's people!  Soylent Walls Are Made of PEOPLE!!!!!!

Catch the crabs!

Could be worse.  Could be a live chicken vending machine.

Those are kept under the counter and sold in plain brown paper bags, EL 

Those are kept under the counter and sold in plain brown paper bags, EL 

I thought they only did that at the Goat-O-Mat.

Tired of having your cranky little emperor whining the whole length of your trip?  Subway Pets^TM can solve your problem!  Just buy a live pet for him to play with.  If it survives until the end of the trip, you can even turn it in for a 50% refund.

Subway Pets^TM currently offers crabs and hedge hogs.

Coming soon: garter snakes, crickets, and turtles.

Thanks Piglet for this one!

It may be my pic but I can't beat your caption,man