This week's avatar: alternate headings

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1350 on: November 23, 2011, 01:15:22 AM »
You don't need to be blond and fair skinned to teach in China. But don't expect to be paid as much as the blond dropout. He has an expensive baijiu habit and an even more expensive girlfrined to take care of. We're sensitive to those kinds of needs here.

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1351 on: November 23, 2011, 10:37:44 PM »
"Hey, I know you! Toothpaste Guy! I love that stuff!"

bkbkbkbkbk (with a bit of a wince among the laughter...)
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1352 on: November 24, 2011, 04:26:36 PM »
Your wife almost cute as mine.  Wanna have swap party?
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1353 on: November 28, 2011, 10:47:06 PM »
Oh, my. Ohhhh, my.....

"Vicodin and dumplings...it's a great combination!" (Anthony Bourdain, in Harbin)

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we're building the corrupt, incompetent, baijiu-swilling buttheads of tomorrow!" (Raoul F. Duke)

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1354 on: November 28, 2011, 11:29:56 PM »
Where do I sigh up? afafafafaf
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1355 on: November 29, 2011, 12:02:06 AM »
11/25....awwwww...I've missed it already!  When's the next one?

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1356 on: November 29, 2011, 02:08:56 AM »
Man that was great!. Finger lickin' good.

Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1357 on: November 29, 2011, 04:25:12 AM »
You'll notice, MK, that he waited until after it was over to post the notice. So that we didn't have a chance. He wanted all the fun to himself, methinks.

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1358 on: December 05, 2011, 11:28:00 PM »


"Many In China Are Still Confused By The Term "Wiener"..."
"Vicodin and dumplings...it's a great combination!" (Anthony Bourdain, in Harbin)

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we're building the corrupt, incompetent, baijiu-swilling buttheads of tomorrow!" (Raoul F. Duke)

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1359 on: December 05, 2011, 11:58:31 PM »
You know where to put it, don't you?

Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1360 on: December 06, 2011, 01:36:31 AM »
Umm, is that one real, Stil? Really?

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1361 on: December 06, 2011, 04:37:31 AM »
I didn't take the pic. I don't understand the Chinese actually. It says hot dog but I have no idea what the meaning of 多拿滋 duo na zi is here. The 滋 zi character is used in 艾滋病 aizibing which is AIDS. Must have been machine translated.

Maybe someone with better Chinese can tells what that's supposed to mean.

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1362 on: December 06, 2011, 10:31:24 AM »
I believe it is a term for doughnut.

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1363 on: December 06, 2011, 02:02:36 PM »
I believe it is a term for doughnut.

The best policy always wrap your hotdog before shoving it into a donut. ahahahahah
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1364 on: December 06, 2011, 05:16:58 PM »
In this case I believe the Chinese means condiments or toppings. Y'know; ketsup, relish and such. But oh man what a mistranslation! You're probably right, Stil. Most likely a machine/internet translation. To err is human, but to really mess up you need a computer.