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I have a need, a need for speed

Although still dwarfing him in size, the director of Top Gun still felt these the most suitable stunt doubles for Tom Cruise.

The drivers for the new Express Taxi service plan to give express trains some serious competition.

Helmet!  Check!
Visor!  Check!
Parachute!  Check!
Oxygen Mask!  Check!
Condoms!  Check!

Classes at the new Guangdong Number 1 University for Modern Sexual Studies are very detailed.  Our graduates can handle themselves in any situation.

Helmet!  Check!
Visor!  Check!
Parachute!  Check!
Oxygen Mask!  Check!
Condoms!  Check!

Classes at the new Guangdong Number 1 University for Modern Sexual Studies are very detailed.  Our graduates can handle themselves in any situation.

Crosspost, OT, but...
Why the FT chose Eight Miles High for today's theme music

If they weren't so young and beautiful, you'd think they were ready to help Senor Boogie Woogie with his recent plight (not flight)

Maybe the helmets are hiding something. Are they beautiful? All is see is "students." If I hadn't just had a vacation I'd say it was time for one.

Well, some are hidden by helmets, but I can see enough of the young lady on the left to know that I'd like to take her for a few gravity-defying, performance-maximizing test flights.

And I like to think those aren't oxygen masks. Maybe nitrous oxide to intensify the rush...or at least some helium so that when you shout out in ecstasy, your voice is three octaves higher.

or at least some helium so that when you shout out in ecstasy, your voice is three octaves higher.

hahaha, that would be sweet.

Quote from: Raoul F. Duke on March 23, 2011, 11:34:56 PM

or at least some helium so that when you shout out in ecstasy, your voice is three octaves higher.

hahaha, that would be sweet.

With some Chinese girls, 3 octaves higher would put the sound out of the range of human hearing.

Dude...the helium is for YOU.

For the record, I would do those women.

And I like to think those aren't oxygen masks. Maybe nitrous oxide to intensify the rush...or at least some helium so that when you shout out in ecstasy, your voice is three octaves higher.

I'm just sayin'

Great minds do think alike.
Did you know that originally, in Blue Velvet, David Lynch wanted "Frank's" little canister to be full of helium to make his voice squeaky?
Dennis Hopper says he disagreed, wanting it to be full of some kind of drugs to make him act crazy.

Hopper said it wasn't until years later that he suddenly realized how much scarier and creepier Lynch's original idea really was...

We may only be waitresses, but our new uniforms rock!