This week's avatar: alternate headings

Damn.  So that's what the sign my fiancee posted on the door of the house means.

Nice to see a man has a throne in a women's bathroom.

Yeeeeeee-Haaaawww!


For those of you keeping track, apologies for the extra week on the last photo.
Serious Injury + Great Drugs = Blotto Raoul

And now you know why there are no Greeks in China

Yeeeeeee-Haaaawww!

Context? A request, a plea, or a command?

Context? A request, a plea, or a command?

All of the Above --- until after the appropriate, additional fee has been paid, of course!

Life can be so much more fun if you break a few rules now and then.

"Surcharge applies"

Context? As in, rhe actual real-world raison d'être  of the particular sign in question?

Absolutely no idea. None whatsoever.
It's very rare for me to know the real story behind the cover pics...and even more rare for me to try and find out.
This is because, for me, much of the fun of running these pics is to totally make up my own nice twisted "context" for each one of them. Furthermore, much of the rest of fun comes when others among us dream up their own dubiously plausible but charmingly perverted context.

What's the context? YOU tell ME.
Personally, I can see the sign appearing as you go upstairs in the chicken bar (ie from the Showroom to the Production Area), but that's just me.

Ah Raoul, I'm reminded of lawyer Raoul Duke's hand-written note, "backdoor beauty?", he handed to a woman in Fear and Loathing. Earned him a ferocious verbal assault from memory, but I last read it 35 years ago.

It was actually Raoul Duke's lawyer, Dr. Gonzo, what wrote that note and got the resulting verbal abuse...but otherwise you're spot on.

I bet the sign was posted at the front entrance of an establishment with a fire exit that was expertly blocked.

This week's edition. Confucius Say...

 

can't see it

Reminds me of my mother telling me I couldn't swim because it was raining - heaven forbid, I might get wet.