George is allegedly having a birthday

Sunday marks the alleged birthday of George.  Why am I announcing it now?  Because I don't usually get online on the weekend and didn't want to miss this one.  Why alleged b-day?  Because concepts like days, weeks, months, and years weren't yet invented back when George was born.

Let me see what I've got behind the bar for this super special occasion.  Ah, here it is . . . a 55 gallon drum covered in biohazard stickers should do the trick.  This won't even go on George's tab.  I was already paid 50 kuai to find a way to get rid of the contents, so drink up.

Happy B-Day GEORGE!

How old is George?  I think Buzz Lightyear gave the best answer.  "To infinity... and beyond!"

If a horse were to clomp for each year, then to count George's age would sound like a stampede   

Happy birthday George, regale us with stories of how you used to ride a dinosaur up the volcano to and from school every morning as they invented language 

Here's to George, much loved by all
but especially the ladies whom he holds enthralled
Who taught old dinosaurs new tricks
and continents how to drift

I heard George aced his geography test, he found Pangaea on the map

I heard George aced his geography test, he found Pangaea on the map

I heard he failed the essay part because he forgot his chisel.

Quote from: Day Dreamer on March 15, 2014, 02:27:54 AM

I heard George aced his geography test, he found Pangaea on the map

I heard he failed the essay part because he forgot his chisel.

I heard he failed Art because there was no lead in his pencil

Happy Bithday, Goerge Georgeous Jorge George

 

I saw George at a protest the other day. He was carrying a sign that said - Reunite Gondwanaland!

Happy birthday George.

Happy Birthday George!   Hope that your day is very special. I'll raise a glass today at the Den!

Happy happy B'day George   

So, how many birthday have you had so far this year 

Aaaaaaaaaaah! You are all such funny people!   Thank you.I will receive my present from The Babe tomorrow. I had a little taste if it today. ( Yes I can see your minds boggling) 72 isn't too old you know! Tonight, dinner at my brother's place. Let the games begin!

happy birthday