What's in the News

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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #1425 on: August 26, 2010, 05:20:58 PM »
To think of all the treats that unthinking stranger have showered on that "unfortunate" cat and her owners... you could clothe and house and feed the poor on all that.

The cat is just being fattened up in advance of the new Pet Recycling Program.  All that fur will make some nice mittens for poor children this winter.  A family that would otherwise go hungry will have a very plump cat for their Christmas dinner.

China is so far ahead of the curve with pet recycling.  You just have to tie your used pet up next to where you drop off your other recyclables.
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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #1426 on: August 26, 2010, 09:59:51 PM »
EL, you're such a humanitarian! (How's the Soylent business?)

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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #1427 on: August 27, 2010, 12:29:33 AM »
EL, you're such a humanitarian! (How's the Soylent business?)

Thanks to the continuing efforts of the Soylent Corporation, the recycling of human corpses into tasty snack crackers continues to set new records.  This benefits the living in many ways.  Expensive and wasteful burial and cremation costs are avoided.  The chances for famine worldwide are reduced.  And, the elimination of potential zombies makes us all so much safer.

Think green.  Soylent Green!
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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #1428 on: August 27, 2010, 07:15:28 PM »
8 Chinese tourists killed when a tour bus was taken hostage in the Philippines.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38810942/ns/world_news-asiapacific/

Since many of the Chinese are from Hong Kong, this was monumental news there. We saw flags at half mast all over HK. The people and government of HK are still numb. Some people have already retalliated by firing various Filopino workers.
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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #1429 on: August 27, 2010, 08:28:32 PM »
I hate it when people take out their frustrations on innocent bystanders based on something one idiot did. I'd like to ask those HK bosses how they'd react if a HongKong person killed some foreigners and people in that country began firing anyone from HK.


I really have to wonder what the guy who did this was smoking.  A cop taking hostages to demand reinstatement.  Even if no one had been hurt, his previous firing was proven to be unjustified, and he'd been retroactively reinstated, a mass kidnapping charge would just mean he'd automatically be fired again before they could have gotten him to the jail.

It's just a pity the snipers didn't finish him off quicker.  So sad to see innocent victims who weren't even in the country when the guy's problems started get killed.
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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #1430 on: August 31, 2010, 02:07:18 AM »
Middle Kingdom meets Magic Kingdom

At first glance, their classrooms look like dreary boxes, but two of the four walls are interactive video monitors. Each lesson is assisted by virtual mermaids, ducks, mice and other Disney icons. Touch the answer to a question (a fried egg, for example) on one screen, and it plops out of the sky on the other. While teachers instruct, the classroom seems to move.

Has anyone seen that?
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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #1431 on: August 31, 2010, 08:58:49 PM »
Sounds a bit scary.
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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #1432 on: September 01, 2010, 03:55:31 PM »
Chinese companies 'rent' white foreigners
By Lara Farrar, for CNN

Beijing, China (CNN) -- In China, white people can be rented.

For a day, a weekend, a week, up to even a month or two, Chinese companies are willing to pay high prices for fair-faced foreigners to join them as fake employees or business partners.

Some call it "White Guy Window Dressing." To others, it's known as the "White Guy in a Tie" events, "The Token White Guy Gig," or, simply, a "Face Job."

And it is, essentially, all about the age-old Chinese concept of face. To have a few foreigners hanging around means a company has prestige, money and the increasingly crucial connections -- real or not -- to businesses abroad.

"Face, we say in China, is more important than life itself," said Zhang Haihua, author of "Think Like Chinese." "Because Western countries are so developed, people think they are more well off, so people think that if a company can hire foreigners, it must have a lot of money and have very important connections overseas. So when they really want to impress someone, they may roll out a foreigner."

Or rent one.

Last year, Jonathan Zatkin, an American actor who lives in Beijing, posed as the vice president of an Italian jewelry company that had, allegedly, been in a partnership with a Chinese jewelry chain for a decade.

When is being foreign a career advantage?

Zatkin was paid 2,000 yuan (about $300) to fly, along with a couple of Russian models, to a small city in the central province of Henan where he delivered a speech for the grand opening ceremony of a jewelry store there.

"I was up on stage with the mayor of the town, and I made a speech about how wonderful it was to work with the company for 10 years and how we were so proud of all of the work they had done for us in China," Zatkin said. "They put up a big bandstand and the whole town was there and some other local muckety-mucks."

The requirements for these jobs are simple. 1. Be white. 2. Do not speak any Chinese, or really speak at all, unless asked. 3. Pretend like you just got off of an airplane yesterday.

Those who go for such gigs tend to be unemployed actors or models, part-time English teachers or other expats looking to earn a few extra bucks. Often they are jobs at a second- or third-tier city, where the presence of pale-faced foreigners is needed to impress local officials, secure a contract or simply to fulfill a claim of being international.

"Occasionally companies want a foreign face to go to meetings and conferences or to go to dinners and lunches and smile at the clients and shake people's hands," read an ad posted by a company called Rent A Laowai (Chinese for "foreigner") on the online classified site thebeijinger.com.

It continued: "There are job opportunities for girls who are pretty and for men who can look good in a suit."

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People like Brad Smith. When Smith -- the nom de plume of the Beijing-based American actor -- answered CNN's phone call on a recent morning, he was standing outside a meeting room at a Ramada Inn in Hangzhou, a city about 100 miles outside of Shanghai. Today's job: Pretend to be an architect from New York and give design plans for a new museum to local officials.

"They have not told me what my name is today. I think it is Lawrence or something," said Smith -- unlike some jobs, no fake business cards were given to hand out.

Earlier that morning he went over his script with his Chinese "business partners" at a Kentucky Fried Chicken. "It says, 'Good morning distinguished leaders. It is my privilege to participate in this program'," said Smith, who asked that his real name not be used for fear it could jeopardize future jobs.

If Smith is asked a question, he is told to pretend to answer as his "translator" pretends to understand.

Occasionally, these jobs can go awry. Smith said 18 months ago Beijing police showed up at his apartment after a financial company he worked at for a couple of months in Xi'an, a city in western China, allegedly swindled millions of yuan out of clients.

"That company said I was the guy in charge," he said. "I didn't even remember the company's name. After that, I decided I was never going to use my passport again with these fake companies. The small gigs are much less dangerous." Sometimes companies will hire Caucasians simply to sit in the office a few hours a day near the window where clients and customers can see them.

White women are also a hot commodity, sometimes to pose as phony foreign girlfriends, or, in the case of Vicky Mohieddeen, to pretend to be an oil tycoon.

Mohieddeen, who is Scottish, took a job in 2008 to attend what she describes as some sort of "oil drilling conference" in Shandong province for 300 yuan ($44). Several busloads of foreigners, with nationalities ranging from Pakistani to Nigerian, were trucked to the event, she said. They were greeted by brass bands and feted with a sumptuous dinner.

"I was like, 'Yeah, we have a lot of oil in Scotland.' I didn't know what to say. It was a bit nerve-racking. We were guests of honor of the vice mayor. We were put in a nice hotel. It was quite fancy."

For Mohieddeen, who had just arrived in Beijing at the time, the experience, albeit bizarre, was an introduction to a side of China most foreigners will never see.

"It is part of what China is all about, you know," Mohieddeen said. "There is quite an elaborate fantasy world going on here where if everyone buys into it, it does not matter if it is the truth. Those kinds of experiences give me a fuller understanding of the way the culture works."



Okay, I just had my first official "Rent A White Guy" experience. In another city, a developer was applying to do a major, and I mean major job. It entailled a 2-5 year construction of tourist buildings for the city. We met at the city council, with all the city leaders etc, etc, etc. The mayor came to me to say hello and then I sat for 4 hours listenting to everyone speak and ask questions, all in Chinese.

My roll? I was introduced as one of the foreign project designers. I looked so smart in my suit, quiet and proper. Talk about acting  ahahahahah.  Every so often, I would lean over to my friend and pretend to ask an intelligent question.

He later told me that almost everyone knew I was a fake. But they were proud that the projct manager hired me. It showed his sencerity.  mmmmmmmmmm. Apparently, this is just the cost of business.

The pay wasn't worth it, but I did it to help a friend. We stayed in the Gov't Hotel, dinner was incredible as was breakfast. The meeting room was also blacked out for any phone reception.
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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #1433 on: September 01, 2010, 04:35:03 PM »
Sounds a bit scary.


A Skinner box for infants.  The cruel part being, not only does the fried egg pop up on the *other* wall after you press the level, it's NOT EVEN A REAL EGG!  Around lunch time the kiddies are going to be licking the screens and begging the mermaids to give them something, anything.  This is how Uncle Walt builds his army.





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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #1434 on: September 01, 2010, 05:12:08 PM »
Sounds a bit scary.


A Skinner box for infants.  The cruel part being, not only does the fried egg pop up on the *other* wall after you press the level, it's NOT EVEN A REAL EGG!  Around lunch time the kiddies are going to be licking the screens and begging the mermaids to give them something, anything.  This is how Uncle Walt builds his army.


Oh, you thought Walt Disney was dead?  Fools!

Then there's the adult version of the box for re-educating adults who don't comply to Disney standards.

Please, no!  Don't put me back in the box again!  I love Mickey Mouse!  HEIL MICKEY!  I'll do ANYTHING you ask, just please NOT the box!!!  Nooooo!!!!!

Mickey Mouse - Love him and fear him - or else you go back in the box.
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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #1435 on: September 01, 2010, 05:52:48 PM »
Yes, a cruel but inevitable reversal of the psychologist/lab rat dynamic.

Disney Theme parks are confusing, aren't they?  One should take a look at their layout.  THEY'RE MAZES!!!

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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #1436 on: September 01, 2010, 11:52:48 PM »
Interesting experience, Day Dreamer.  I wonder why, if everyone knows the white guy is a fake, that they bother to go through the motions.  That the developer was seen as sincere for going to the effort of finding a fake white guy blows my mind.  Lots about Chinese culture I have yet to learn.
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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #1437 on: September 02, 2010, 03:17:14 AM »
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I wonder why, if everyone knows the white guy is a fake, that they bother to go through the motions.  That the developer was seen as sincere for going to the effort of finding a fake white guy blows my mind.  Lots about Chinese culture I have yet to learn
Good question, one that I've been asking myself for a while now. That's my salaried job. It pays twice what teaching does, but involves extra work and hours (I'm assisting with writing a Chinglish text), but it comes with the frills. I have long been wondering how much of their own propoganda these people believe, and how much the clients believe.
Perhaps (and I'm guessing here) the key phrase is "willing suspension of disbelief". The willingness to ignore the very obvious elephant in the room in order to deal with the known issues (as opposed to opening a can of womrs) and hopefully come closer to the prize/bait at the end of the process/hook. who's zoomin' who? 

Re: What's in the News
« Reply #1438 on: September 02, 2010, 05:19:49 AM »
As serendipity will have it, I was reading an article on this in the paper last week. When polled, the majority (approx 60%) were NOT in favour of this practice. Now it didn't say what type of people (profession) nor did it mention if the respondants were foreign or Chinese.

I looked at it as similar to a television commercial. Nobody really believes that the 4 out of 5 guys are really doctors (maybe the other guy is)
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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #1439 on: September 04, 2010, 03:51:35 PM »
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Destructive 7.1 Christchurch earthquake


Christchurch - and the wider South Island - was rocked by the massive 7.1 magnitude quake at 4.35am. Buildings were flattened, residents injured and infrastructure damaged.

The quake - initially reported at 7.4 magnitude but later downgraded - was centred 30km west of the city and 33km underground. It has been followed by a series of strong aftershocks.

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* reported that 2 suffered serious injury from falling debris

* the 7.1 earthquake in T**b*t this year had up to 10,000 deaths.

* building standards do make a difference as structures held together ... but after looking at some photos of the damage I would not build in brick  

 
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