This week's avatar: alternate headings

Every time you go to prison, a daisy turns into a sunflower.
 

I don't have an alternate heading, but I have to be honest: Those flowers remind me of anuses.

"harps", not "carps" which are fish.

"Carp" are fish......"carps" is nagging!

Stop the presses; for once Gerge is right. Look the word up.

It's not just prison - I paid $327 dollars to be irradiated and have a guy stick his finger in my ass  during the medical required for my effin' Working Permit and LoI (so I can apply for my Z visa)! I was 'violated' in more ways than one...

It's not just prison - I paid $327 dollars to be irradiated and have a guy stick his finger in my ass 

Funny how he did that and also had a hand on each of your shoulders.

I don't have an alternate heading, but I have to be honest: Those flowers remind me of anuses.

 

I don't have an alternate heading, but I have to be honest: Those flowers remind me of anuses.

YOUR SICK.

YOU'RE

or maybe your sick <+ missing noun>

i will never enjoy sunflowers again 

He was a shy boy, like a sweet daisy.  Then, he ran afoul of the visa laws.  Prison traumatizes most people, but not in this case.  Instead, he blossomed into a lovely sunflower and became the most popular boy in his cell block.

YOU'RE

No I'm not! YOU'RE.

i will never enjoy sunflowers again 

I wonder if there's some symbolism in those Van Gogh paintings.