This week's avatar: alternate headings

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #810 on: February 03, 2011, 05:24:28 PM »
Next to that one is a sign that says "Sanlu Milk Company.  2 Km Upriver From Here."
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #811 on: February 03, 2011, 05:34:19 PM »
"Don't sleep in the subway baby, don't fall in the river"

Surefire radio hit in China
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #812 on: February 07, 2011, 09:45:14 PM »
This Week's Winner...

"Vicodin and dumplings...it's a great combination!" (Anthony Bourdain, in Harbin)

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we're building the corrupt, incompetent, baijiu-swilling buttheads of tomorrow!" (Raoul F. Duke)

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #813 on: February 08, 2011, 02:07:14 PM »
We here at The Matrix are proud of our record of consuming lives to power all the systems needed.  We do apologize for some of the glitches in the Chinese part of the simulation that may make it seem a little surreal at times.  If anything is too disturbing for you, ask for Agent Smith at any local PSB office and he'll give you a blue pill to make it all better.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #814 on: February 14, 2011, 09:59:41 PM »
Puddle Time!

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #815 on: February 15, 2011, 11:11:07 AM »
Is this the price you have to pay for civilization?

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #816 on: February 15, 2011, 09:00:06 PM »
Those not urinating in a civilized fashion will be forced to breath polluted air.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #817 on: February 15, 2011, 09:54:45 PM »
...but in here you'd best hold your nose

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #818 on: February 15, 2011, 10:12:14 PM »
Maybe the device just out of frame is a coin operated fresh air machine, for those gasping from the stench inside.
Just another roadkill on the information superhighway.

Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #819 on: February 16, 2011, 03:11:02 AM »
 bbbbbbbbbb And that my friends is why I pee outdoors. I also do it in a civilised way, not just spray everywhere 
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #820 on: February 16, 2011, 06:37:25 PM »
You are all being very unfair.  Uric acid kills germs, thus airborn urea particles kill airborn germs. 
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #821 on: February 16, 2011, 07:33:37 PM »
You are all being very unfair.  Uric acid kills germs, thus airborn urea particles kill airborn germs. 

So, to enjoy the full benefits of fresh air, this would mean that civilized urinating would involved as wide of an airborne dispersal as possible, right?
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #822 on: February 17, 2011, 03:56:58 AM »
I usually breathe out, not in, when I finish. Sometimes that turns into an 'ahhhhhhhhhh' of relief.

Must be doing it wrong.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #823 on: February 28, 2011, 12:59:37 AM »


"Maybe That Cute Site Foreman Will Notice Me NOW!!!"

Apologies, by the way, for leaving the last one up and extra week. As the East Germans used to say, "I T'row De Hammah Nine Hunnert Meters Mit Der Gute Drugs!"
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #824 on: February 28, 2011, 07:37:06 PM »
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
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