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This week's avatar: alternate headings

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Raoul F. Duke

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings

« Reply #960 on: May 01, 2011, 03:30:29 PM »

One for the boyos. Think you can find some ammo here?

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Raoul F. Duke

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"Be specific if you order the mushrooms!"

Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings

« Reply #961 on: May 01, 2011, 03:32:02 PM »

Oh, we had some glorious times...but when we'd used her last condom, I dumped her and moved on.

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latefordinner

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings

« Reply #962 on: May 01, 2011, 04:03:17 PM »

Say, wadda ya think I am, a walkin' drug store or sumthin'?
You touch my dress, you better be ready to pay for it, buster.

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AMonk

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings

« Reply #963 on: May 02, 2011, 12:52:42 AM »

Lawrence Welk, eat your heart out

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Day Dreamer

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings

« Reply #964 on: May 02, 2011, 04:13:45 AM »

I can hear her now,

"The first guy that fills them all is my future husband!"

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Granny Mae

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings

« Reply #965 on: May 02, 2011, 10:32:35 AM »

"Now that I have your full attention dear!"

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NATO

Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings

« Reply #966 on: May 02, 2011, 04:12:45 PM »

After weeks of research YoYo was surprised to find out that what here mum had always told her was true - drinking dishwashing liquid DOES make you fart bubbles!

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Escaped Lunatic

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Finding new ways to conquer the world

Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings

« Reply #967 on: May 02, 2011, 07:04:11 PM »

"But the instructions clearly said to put on condoms before intercourse."

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings

« Reply #968 on: May 02, 2011, 07:08:17 PM »

How the hell am I supposed to "pull a train" with this getup

(If you don't know what it means, don't look it up)

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings

« Reply #969 on: May 02, 2011, 07:38:04 PM »

Raoul, this isn't quite what I had in mind when I asked for more Chinese babes in uniforms.

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings

« Reply #970 on: May 02, 2011, 08:13:09 PM »

Quote from: Escaped Lunatic on May 02, 2011, 07:38:04 PM

Raoul, this isn't quite what I had in mind when I asked for more Chinese babes in uniforms.

Why not, she doesn't need luggage, she's wearing everything she'll need for a trip around the world with me

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings

« Reply #971 on: May 04, 2011, 05:28:40 PM »

Our new Bar Girl line of dresses makes sure you'll always be prepared no matter how successful your evening is.

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Con ate dog

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings

« Reply #972 on: May 05, 2011, 12:57:58 AM »

After years of criticism of its environmental practices, China's bold new initiative takes the 4 R's WAY too far.

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