Looking forward to the new
Alien movie. Planning to go to the US to see it, since it's not showing in China and I want to see it on the big screen. Seeing everything Alien on the big screen has been a tradition since my grandfather took me to the first one in 1979 and I'm not going to let being in a country that's not showing it get in the way. (OK, I'd have settled for catching it in HK, but am going to the US in early June anyway.) I've gone to
great efforts to avoid any spoilers - even skipped watching any trailers for it. Sucky or spectacular, I don't want to know about 1 frame of the movie until I'm sitting there watching it on the big screen.
Fair warning: Reviews are welcome, but anyone posting spoilers of that film without a
BIG spoiler warning will suffer the following penalties:
1. A 5 year job at a badly run branch of EF - in some South Korean backwater - so far back there's no running water.
2. Nothing to eat for those 5 years except moldy rice guaranteed to provide you with 24/7/365 dysentery at levels just short of fatal.
3. You'll have an MP3 player - with 1 song, a low quality copy of the Titanic theme, as performed by Alvin and the Chipmonks.
4. Electricity? You get a palm sized solar panel - for recharging your MP3 player.
5. Your bed is guaranteed to be free of bedbugs, because the scorpions in the mattress ate them while waiting for you.
6. Lice. Lots of lice. Head lice, body lice, and an extra abundance of crab lice.
7. And more! Much much more! I'd tell you now, but I'm trying to avoid giving away too many spoilers about your doom.
Trust me, we'll all be happier campers if there are no surprise spoilers posted for that movie.