As you may know, today, May 21, is going to be The Rapture.
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/I've got to admit, I can't find a hole in their logic, so it looks like this is it.
If you're still here, well, maybe you shouldn't have made that comment on the Outstanding T Shirt thread, but let's not dwell on that.
Don't panic. Total global destruction isn't until October 21st.
They're also calling it Judgement Day, so if, as well as the predicted earthquake, Skynet takes over, we may have to broaden our understanding of Biblical canon.
Anyway, how was the rapture for you? Any new openings at your Uni? Has it turned out that the colleague that claimed they were just sleeping with their students was actually shamefully doing the Lord's work and holding prayer meetings? A bit insulted that they asked you to give the sermon at this coming Sunday's Church service?