madonna is the spokesman for facism

The US Army is too busy trying to stop the invasion on the southern border at the moment to worry about grabbing a few extra states along the northern border.  They'll get back to you as soon as the Great Wall of Texas/New Mexico/Arizona/California is completed.

did canada not burn down the whitehouse last time you tried to attack them?

yup, we did 

However, we do ship them more oil than a  certain middle east country did before ....   

did canada not burn down the whitehouse last time you tried to attack them?

You mean the British?  Oops....same thing.  My bad.

Quote from: kitano on November 05, 2010, 03:02:13 PM

did canada not burn down the whitehouse last time you tried to attack them?

You mean the British?  Oops....same thing.  My bad.

Now that the UK has fallen from being the world's greatest superpower to serving as America's pet poodle in international diplomacy, I don't anticipate any UK-Canadian mutual defense treaty being a significant obstacle to the creation of the United States of North America.

we (UK) have just signed a deal with france to share our militaries. hopefully we can get germany onside and take back the colonies

we (UK) have just signed a deal with france to share our militaries.

I'll bet THAT has the rest of the world shitting its collective pants.  Now just sign up the kid in the bucket from this week's Avatar and you're on the way to world domination.

we (UK) have just signed a deal with france to share our militaries.

Something like the WW2 deal I imagine - 

Wait, half of our power is French now? good lord.

army no3 and 4 in the world just joined up

something is brewing...

Does this mean we have to surrender at the first sign of trouble now?

Unless Germany signed on, these allies you are recruiting will make your unconditional surrender even quicker and more humiliating.

I guess it's time to call up 2 or 3 packs of Cub Scouts to deal with the French "Army".  If you can add Italy, it may be necessary to bring up a whole troop of Boy Scouts to counter their military.  ahahahah

The US is looking for a few more states, but if you really want to turn over half of Western Europe as part of the deal, I think that can be arranged. 

The US is looking for a few more states

Because they did such a fine job with so many of the ones thay have now (snicker snicker)

from speaking to a lot of chinese, koreans and americans in the last 2 years i kind of view britain as americas best state tbh