All right, inquiring minds...
The package contents are considerably...less glamorous looking...than what's shown on the package.
First, THIS AIN'T NO STEEENKING BURRITO, MAN!
It's a wrap. Maybe a soft taco....no, on its own it's too bland for that appellation. It's a wrap.
However, as wraps go, ESPECIALLY microwave wraps sold in convenience stores in small cities in China, it's not too bad. Real chunks of chook, not anonymous PlastiMeat. And it has that vague preservative tang, common to Chinese packaged foods, that I've grown to love so much.
A liberal dousing with Tabasco does indeed help a lot. But then that's true of so much in life.