Introductions

Hi folks

I'm a recently-joined lurker and even more recently-joined member.  I just finish undergraduate with a degree in Chinese, and since joining the lovely ranks of the unemployed, I've been looking for jobs in China teaching English.  Can't thank Raoul and the rest of you enough for the tremendous resource this forum provides.
Good to be here, glad to meet you all!

Welcome aboard and howdy, all 3 of you!

Welcome, all three of you Should any of you suffer from sanity, a most unpleasant condition, please be advised that a professional lunatic will come around shortly to help you. If you possess a dog, don't let Con take care of it...I once had a small poodle named Mr. Snuffles...long story, his collar was found in the half-empty bowl of nuts...Ironically, his nuts were never found
Here's a glass of absinthe, known as the favourite drink of French artists, and with the ear-slashing and such, a drink can't really come with a better recommendation

Eric the Red- The Lost Vikings?!

  wazzat...schlanderrr...li..libbe...lybb...thinggummy means something is..err...not rigt...Vikings never got lost...We always know where we are..I'm supposed to be in Northumberland...not my fault England...err...moved...loscht...nonsschenssse....where's the mead...

Wow, so many new people.  I've been traveling and not stopping in here lately.  My bad.

Welcome to all of you and I'm looking forward to hearing your experiences in the early days of your new lives in China.

Ditto on that.  When you're writing home about your adventures here in the Big Silly, make sure you cut and paste your letters here.  Honestly, these accounts never get old, and no two are quite alike. 

Should any of you suffer from sanity, a most unpleasant condition, please be advised that a professional lunatic will come around shortly to help you.

Did someone call for a professional lunatic?

So, are any of you currently sane?  If so, I promise I can cure you quickly, but maybe not quite painlessly.
 

He'll remove the cause, but (hehhehheh) not the symptom

He'll remove the cause, but (hehhehheh) not the symptom

Nothing like a little time warp

Hee hee!  I'm awaiting the right time to dust off my Rocky Horror DVD and seriously screw up some Chinese people's view of American culture.

I see you shiver with antici

                                                  ...pation

I can see the kids grabbing an atlas trying to find Transexual, Transylvannia

Me thinks me see this movie too much. Like you EL, I brought a collectors edition with me from Canada

I showed Rocky Horror to two Chinese friends. It went over surprisingly well.