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The Bar Room => The Bar (ON-TOPIC) => Topic started by: Escaped Lunatic on June 05, 2020, 08:45:10 PM

Title: Picture of the Whenever, the new and probably not all that improved version. :)
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on June 05, 2020, 08:45:10 PM

Long ago, when amphibians swam in the primordial puddles of baijiu, there was the original "This Week's Avatar, Alternate Headings (http://raoulschinasaloon.com/index.php?topic=1512.0)" thread.

Which pretty much comes down to an amusing pic, typically from inside of China, but occasionally of debatable origin.  One of the Admins (and later Global Mods) would select a new one from time to time (weekly kind of fell by the wayside after awhile).  Members were encouraged to supply alternate captions.

With upgrades of the Saloon's software, we lost the ability to display the image.  After the newest upgrade, our grand master Admin and keeper of the codes, Nolefan, has restored that ability.



So, I present to you the first Pic of the Whenever in many years.

(http://raoulschinasaloon.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=10162.0;attach=2080;image)

Their relationship didn't last long after she lost face. ahahahahah

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Post by: Nolefan on June 06, 2020, 12:19:45 AM

Ladies & Gentlemen, the new cure for covid19: No nose or mouth bhbhbhbhbh

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on June 08, 2020, 05:53:03 PM

It could have been worse.  He might have ended up on a blind date with one of those headless manikins.

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Post by: Calach Pfeffer on June 08, 2020, 06:58:19 PM

My eyes are up... oh.

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on June 10, 2020, 03:56:50 PM

10 facelifts later and her face lifted off and flew away. ahahahahah

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Post by: Nolefan on June 11, 2020, 11:58:38 PM

Quote from: Escaped Lunatic on June 10, 2020, 03:56:50 PM

10 facelifts later and her face lifted off and flew away. ahahahahah

that's pretty good

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on June 16, 2020, 04:50:47 PM

Sometimes face smoothing cream is too effective.

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Post by: AMonk on June 16, 2020, 11:41:07 PM

 ahahahahah

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on July 24, 2020, 07:33:34 PM

And a new pic. agagagagag

(http://raoulschinasaloon.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=10162.0;attach=2082;image)

Something about this cat food worries me.

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Post by: Granny Mae on July 27, 2020, 02:41:23 PM

" Keep your claws out of my food!" asasasasas

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on July 27, 2020, 07:57:35 PM

Guaranteed to help your cat grow sharper claws and teeth!

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on August 05, 2020, 04:24:10 PM

"Feed me this brand of cat food, or else!"

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on August 10, 2020, 05:56:19 PM

Whether it's mice or burglars, you and your family count on your cat being ready to unleash mayhem at a moment's notice.  KillClaw (TM) brand cat food is scientifically formulated to enable your cat to immediately shift into murder mode.  Remember, if it needs killing, a diet of KillClaw (TM) will make sure your cat tears it to pieces instantly.


KillClaw Inc. is not responsible for collateral damage.
Warning: Never expose any cat on a KillClaw (TM) diet to catnip.

Title: Re: Picture of the Whenever, the new and probably not all that improved version. :)
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on October 12, 2020, 06:10:48 PM

Bon Appetit!

(http://raoulschinasaloon.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=10162.0;attach=2086;image)

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Post by: Granny Mae on October 13, 2020, 11:53:07 AM

Do they give out the food when you go to the loo? ahahahahah

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Post by: kitano on October 14, 2020, 01:56:24 AM

That was a thing in Seoul about 10 years ago, there was a toilet restaurant where you sat on toilets and the food was made to look like poo

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on October 14, 2020, 03:39:52 PM

I haven't been there, but I hear the food tastes like bqbqbqbqbq

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Post by: Nolefan on October 15, 2020, 05:41:30 AM

Flushing down the boundaries of cuisine, one poopy dish at a time
 bhbhbhbhbh

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Post by: Calach Pfeffer on October 15, 2020, 03:33:37 PM

With apologies to Robbie Grey (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls)...

"I'll stop the world and have a poo."

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on October 16, 2020, 08:24:22 PM

Modern Toilet.  Smells significantly less bad that Old Style Toilet. ahahahahah

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Post by: piglet on October 16, 2020, 10:57:23 PM

I totally remember seeing this place... shopping mall in Xiamen ?? I was scared to go in.

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on October 19, 2020, 08:44:03 PM

I'll bet its a chain.  If someone superior linguistics skills could search it on Baidu, maybe there's a list of locations.

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Post by: Calach Pfeffer on October 20, 2020, 12:48:14 AM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Toilet_Restaurant

Ex-banker, encouraging patrons to eat shit and give him money? Lies!

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Post by: Calach Pfeffer on October 20, 2020, 12:49:39 AM

Alternative branding, "Hello Potty", rejected. Too "on the nose", they said.

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on October 20, 2020, 03:15:06 PM

Quote from: Calach Pfeffer on October 20, 2020, 12:48:14 AM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Toilet_Restaurant

Ex-banker, encouraging patrons to eat shit and give him money? Lies!

There's an interesting incident noted in the Wiki article

In May of 2018, a confused customer defecated in the non-functional toilet seating at the southern Hong Kong location, causing the restaurant to be evacuated and closed for 2 weeks.

Two weeks - that must have been a major dump. ahahahahah

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Post by: Granny Mae on October 22, 2020, 12:49:47 PM

 aoaoaoaoao aaaaaaaaaa bqbqbqbqbq

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on December 02, 2020, 04:14:09 PM

And, in keeping with a time honored Saloon Tradition.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5247/5315212627_32d9e08aef_z.jpg)

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Post by: AMonk on December 03, 2020, 02:00:57 AM

 akakakakak

Merry Christmas, to All !!

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on January 14, 2021, 06:12:16 PM

Goals are important.  ahahahahah

(http://raoulschinasaloon.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=10162.0;attach=2090;image)

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on January 18, 2021, 05:48:15 PM

I'm half-way there.  How soon until I get to be pretty?

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Post by: AMonk on January 19, 2021, 02:16:54 AM

 agagagagag

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on January 21, 2021, 04:42:15 PM

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty
And useless.
 ahahahahah

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Post by: AMonk on January 22, 2021, 01:40:12 AM

 ahahahahah ahahahahah ahahahahah bfbfbfbfbf

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on March 03, 2021, 04:43:36 PM

Our prices are NOT negotiable.

(http://raoulschinasaloon.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=10162.0;attach=2093;image)

Title: Re: Picture of the Whenever, the new and probably not all that improved version. :)
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on March 12, 2021, 04:30:00 PM

No one know why, but Cannon Mart never had even one case of shoplifting.

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on February 13, 2023, 05:51:47 PM

It's good to know where to go in an emergency.

(http://raoulschinasaloon.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=10162.0;attach=2120;image)

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Post by: AMonk on February 15, 2023, 03:18:33 AM

 agagagagag agagagagag bfbfbfbfbf

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Post by: AMonk on March 04, 2023, 01:51:52 AM

Got an emergency?  We got your spot!

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on March 06, 2023, 03:38:43 PM

I hope that emergency goods supply includes plenty of chocolate.  ahahahahah

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on March 16, 2023, 04:08:29 PM

I'm tired.  Which way to the emergency nap room?

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on November 06, 2023, 03:53:32 PM

Mom, we're out of milk.  Where's the climbing gear?

(http://raoulschinasaloon.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=10162.0;attach=2134;image)


More info on this slightly inconvenient convenience store:  http://en.people.cn/n3/2023/1101/c90000-20091919.html (http://en.people.cn/n3/2023/1101/c90000-20091919.html)

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Post by: never2late on November 07, 2023, 12:33:09 AM

I understand that English is not the priority it used to be, but did they have to move my class to the very top floor?

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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on November 07, 2023, 06:29:46 PM

Quote from: never2late on November 07, 2023, 12:33:09 AM

I understand that English is not the priority it used to be, but did they have to move my class to the very top floor?

Stop exaggerating.  That classroom is only half way up the cliff. ahahahahah

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Post by: never2late on November 07, 2023, 07:44:49 PM

that's not my classroom, mine is much smaller. That's just me stopping to get some warm water for my coffee on the way up