This week's avatar: alternate headings

This week's pic is here...like you.

Obviously this map is meant for EL and his clones

You can ask God for many things; just don't ask him for directions.

You are everywhere and nowhere all at once. Wasn't that a Bob Dylan song?

Ha ha! can I ask where this was taken?

It was taken here, of course

Obviously this map is meant for EL and his clones

At last, clone rights have been extended to maps.

if you can smell the washroom you are here, if you just parked your car you are here, if you are talking to a policeman you are here, but if you parked your car over there then you are here, if you parked your car on the sidewalk, then we don't know where you are but just follow your nose to the smell and you will be here.

Finally! Proof that God exists, since it's a special map for a being that can truly be everywhere at once.

Then again, if you are everywhere at once, why would you need a map.

just because he's omnipresent and omniscient doesn't mean she can remember where he left his keys.

At least we know this map wasn't written by any of my students, it didn't say;
 
"you is here"

or

"you were here tomorrow"

Nah Dylan's one is "I'm not there".

Actually, from a quantum mechanics perspective, that map could well be correct...

from a quantum perspective, so could the students