The Grand Pajandrum of Denmark, in alliance with the Akond of Swat in Sweden and thae odd Cousin It creature that rules Norway, has decreed a Full Moon Day, where the inhabitants are legally obliged to go out, drop trou and point their pale bottoms at the sky in hope of insulting American spy satellites. Meanwhile the Danish National Female Beach Volley Team, the Swedish Women's Institute for Massage and the Norwegian National Stripper-robics Team has descended upon strategic places in America. So far, 99 % of the Armend Forces have been rendered useless. As the island where Copenhagen is found is called Zealand, a message have been sent to New Zealand the wording of which was, "I er edderhyleme nogle skvatmikler, klamphuggere, kraftidioter og slapsvanse! Can't even think of an original name for you island, losers! Not only will we ban Marmite, but we will take this new Zealand and force you all to eat pickled herring and watch really, really horrible social-realisctic movies!"..New Zealand has yet to respond. In the mean time, in the War Room in America, plans have been made to capet-bomb Greenland. The first casualties in the Marmite War has been Snorri Snorrison whose kayak was torpedoed with a 100 megaton nuclear torpedo and an assorted number of penguins...