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The Bar Room => The Champagne Cabana => Topic started by: Escaped Lunatic on May 02, 2007, 04:32:36 AM

Title: Just when I was feeling safe and secure
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on May 02, 2007, 04:32:36 AM

Gack!  I can't even walk down the street anymore.  I got whacked with a badminton racket this evening.  Gotta really try to be ready for this sort of thing.

At least it was a cute girl who hit me.   cbcbcbcbcb
Title: Re: Just when I was feeling safe and secure
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on May 02, 2007, 06:50:56 AM
Interesting.
The first time I saw your photos, back on the old Saloon, my first impression was "Gee, I really want to hit this guy with a badminton racket!" I thought it was just one of those strange unexplainable things; maybe it's not just me...

(Only kidding. I'm sure you were simply trying to stick your tongue in her ear at the time. bfbfbfbfbf)
Title: Re: Just when I was feeling safe and secure
Post by: Nolefan on May 02, 2007, 09:33:35 AM

Gack!  I can't even walk down the street anymore.  I got whacked with a badminton racket this evening.  Gotta really try to be ready for this sort of thing.

At least it was a cute girl who hit me.   cbcbcbcbcb


did you ask for more?  cbcbcbcbcb cbcbcbcbcb uuuuuuuuuu
Title: Re: Just when I was feeling safe and secure
Post by: Stil on May 02, 2007, 04:24:26 PM
Maybe she thought you were a shuttlecock
Title: Re: Just when I was feeling safe and secure
Post by: cheekygal on May 02, 2007, 05:35:53 PM
Yes, little girls they are the utmost danger in China.
Title: Re: Just when I was feeling safe and secure
Post by: Motzie on May 04, 2007, 02:41:08 PM
you know I was looking forward to spending a few days in Southern China in July...but after this I'm not soo sure...whacked by a badminton racket, PLEASE tell me youdid somethign to deserve it ??
Title: Re: Just when I was feeling safe and secure
Post by: Stil on May 04, 2007, 03:32:15 PM
He's Scottish.
Title: Re: Just when I was feeling safe and secure
Post by: George on May 04, 2007, 03:33:55 PM
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He's Scottish.
That'd do it!!
Title: Re: Just when I was feeling safe and secure
Post by: cheekygal on May 04, 2007, 08:02:27 PM
Must have been the open view of his legs then.
Title: Re: Just when I was feeling safe and secure
Post by: Motzie on May 05, 2007, 04:01:53 PM
Oh ok thats alright then, I have been mistaken for Irish, British but NEVER Scottish so I should be ok
Title: Re: Just when I was feeling safe and secure
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on May 05, 2007, 07:38:20 PM

I had no idea that the ancient and noble Scottish tradition of pretty girls whacking a boy with assorted pieces of sporting equipment had made its way to China.

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Title: Re: Just when I was feeling safe and secure
Post by: AMonk on May 05, 2007, 08:24:06 PM
You're lucky she didn't use a Niblick or a Mashie on you!!!!
Title: Re: Just when I was feeling safe and secure
Post by: Lotus Eater on May 06, 2007, 03:47:09 AM
Me - I'd have played "Scotland the Brave' until he started dancing.   atatatatat