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The Bar Room => The Champagne Cabana => Topic started by: Con ate dog on April 16, 2007, 06:40:34 PM

Title: Free-floating spite
Post by: Con ate dog on April 16, 2007, 06:40:34 PM: I've been crabby lately. Have you? I thought so- here's your chance to vent a little spleen.

You have just won the most abstract contest ever: the opportunity to break wind into the open mouth of anybody on Earth. ;D

Now, to make it challenging, no votes for political figures!
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on April 16, 2007, 06:43:49 PM: Ex-wives win this easily... >:(
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Nolefan on April 17, 2007, 10:08:39 PM: some of my colleagues..... public beatings should be allowed back in the work place for those unfit to operate a human body
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: George on April 18, 2007, 04:16:31 PM: Agree with Raoul...ex-wives, hands down!!! asasasasas asasasasas
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: cheekygal on April 18, 2007, 08:10:51 PM: Ummm none. But I'd spank red&blue quite a few. cbcbcbcbcb
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: AMonk on April 18, 2007, 08:39:33 PM: There's a couple of local politicians......... asasasasas llllllllll aaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: dragonsaver on April 19, 2007, 03:17:04 AM: Our favourite non-Lawyer aoaoaoaoao
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on April 19, 2007, 04:20:58 AM: Yeah...thought about adding him to the list. And Roger.
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Stil on April 19, 2007, 04:41:06 AM: Ex-FAO.

I doubt that any explanations are necessary.
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Lone Traveller on April 19, 2007, 06:28:40 PM: Quote from: cheekygal on April 18, 2007, 08:10:51 PM
Ummm none. But I'd spank red&blue quite a few. cbcbcbcbcb

Great minds Cheeks.... bjbjbjbjbj yyyyyyyyyy
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: ericthered on April 19, 2007, 11:31:56 PM: I would have to go with every single member of the Danish People's Party...I find them most infuriating asasasasas asasasasas
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Eagle on April 19, 2007, 11:57:50 PM: I think it would be an honour to let 'er rip on an FT who doesn't try to avoid being totally disgusting, someone who gives the human race a bad rep.
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Stil on April 20, 2007, 01:45:45 AM: Quote from: Eagle on April 19, 2007, 11:57:50 PM
I think it would be an honour to let 'er rip on an FT who doesn't try to avoid being totally disgusting, someone who gives the human race a bad rep.

What did I ever do to you, Eagle?
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Eagle on April 20, 2007, 04:09:36 AM: Quote from: Stil on April 20, 2007, 01:45:45 AM
Quote from: Eagle on April 19, 2007, 11:57:50 PM
I think it would be an honour to let 'er rip on an FT who doesn't try to avoid being totally disgusting, someone who gives the human race a bad rep.

What did I ever do to you, Eagle?

Ah, it isn't you Stil ... LOL ... just someone here in my fair city who shouldn't be in China (or any other country on the planet)?
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: cheekygal on April 20, 2007, 05:41:40 AM: Careful, eagle, Stil is a sensitive one eeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Lone Traveller on April 20, 2007, 04:47:40 PM: Stil? Sensitive????
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: cheekygal on April 20, 2007, 07:58:16 PM: Shhh, don't tell anyone...
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Lone Traveller on April 21, 2007, 02:42:19 AM: Oh. Right. Mum's the word.
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: cheekygal on April 21, 2007, 04:18:06 AM: ahahahahah ahahahahah ahahahahah Stil was rather aiming for a "daddy" ahahahahah ahahahahah ahahahahah
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Lone Traveller on April 21, 2007, 04:27:20 AM: bkbkbkbkbk axaxaxaxax
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: dragonsaver on April 21, 2007, 02:23:57 PM: So make plans with them and then you cancel as they are going out the door ahahahahah ahahahahah
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: cheekygal on April 21, 2007, 03:38:35 PM: Missi, are you really really sure they are foreign teacher? afafafafaf

BTW, where are they from?
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: dragonsaver on April 22, 2007, 03:02:20 AM: I sure hope they aren't from Nova Scotia or Ontario. BC I can accept, but not, please not from my home provinces. agagagagag
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: decurso on April 22, 2007, 08:49:40 AM: Hands down...Queen Elizabeth.I don't really have anything against her...I just think it would be funny.Actually the more I think I about it the more it becomes a goal rather than a wish.

But if it has to be out of spite...the publishers of the Cambridge Young Learners textbooks.
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Con ate dog on April 23, 2007, 08:08:02 PM: Whoever stole the seats off the Western toilets on campus! adadadadad
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Lone Traveller on April 23, 2007, 11:38:58 PM: ??? Those are non-existant at my school.
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: dragonsaver on April 24, 2007, 02:01:24 AM: Ouch. We have one on each floor, with a sign saying teachers only. Inside is a toilet roll dispenser too. Clean too.
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Lone Traveller on April 24, 2007, 02:15:44 AM: Ooh... luxury. Ours are squatters with no doors. Hense the reason I hold it.
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 24, 2007, 03:35:27 AM: Well, a party at your place would attract a certain kind of FE.
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Con ate dog on April 29, 2007, 12:25:24 AM: Went and bought Lost, seasons 1 and 2. The bastards only included the first 8 episodes of season 1, then it leaps to season 2 asasasasas

...after giving away several key points and ruining the episodes in between. llllllllll
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Newbs on May 10, 2007, 11:11:01 PM: Quote from: George on April 18, 2007, 04:16:31 PM
Agree with Raoul...ex-wives, hands down!!! asasasasas asasasasas

C'mon now George, how quickly you forget our ~~beloved leader~~ wanker of a prime minister.
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 11, 2007, 05:06:19 AM: Newbs, please. That wasn't fair. I have tried long and hard to forget him, and, there ya go, ya remind me.

I'll have to have a drink, now, ya bastard. You better help me and have one yerself.
Title: Re: Free-floating spite
Post by: Newbs on May 11, 2007, 10:10:06 AM: Welll, it's 6am here but what the heck. Cheers mate. agagagagag