I'm with you, Stil. I spent some time in Beijing, and on campus they had me in a "Turkish toilet" for a while. Honestly, (and I'm not trying to be gross), but they were some of the best "movements" I've had in a long time. I just felt good afterwards. Once, I got the hang of it. Of course, it took a good solid week to get the hang of it, and then build up the courage to go. My favorite quote on the subject: "They require the balance of an acrobat, the stamina of a marathon runner, and the aim of a sharpshooter. I enjoyed none of those talents, and required many hours of cleaning up." Me
They were sometimes not the boon they seemed. I was on a train to Xi'an once and there were two bathrooms. One had a line, the other hadn't, so my friends and I stood in front of the empty one, waiting for it's occupant to come out. After about ten minutes (which we barely noticed, cause we were having a good time), this kid strolled out of the bathroom. His t-shirt was completely wet, and when we looked in after him he had somehow missed the squat toilet, and, well, it was everywhere! We got in line at the other one asap, and didn't really have any problems after that. If you're wondering how me managed on the moving train: There was a bar.