Saloon'ers jamboree in Shanghai

These days, do it online. You can become a monk by application. I think its a breeze.

However, you gotta get a tonsure.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Ferged I said that.

Always wanted to get ordained.  Any tips?

Move to Oklahoma. We's right open-minded about what constitutes a "church" there...

These days, do it online. You can become a monk by application. I think its a breeze.

However, you gotta get a tonsure.

Or be married to one......or born one....or adopted by one......


Note....Tonsure not required, using these methods..

I meant priest. I was well into a bottle of brandy at that point. Sorry, Amonk.

Super easy - create your own church - ordain yourself!

I've just heard that the mother in law may be returning to live with us, as she misses the little'un so much.  Now mock if you like, but I think it's a fantastic arrangement.  If I want to bugger off to shanghai (or hangzhou, or suzhou, or whatever) for a couple of days, without having to worry about the toddler, it's actually possible.

We may mock the Chinese anbout how they do things, but they have it bang on in this respect - of course that itself is for another thread.  But in future (if she returns) I may be able to convince the wife to let me go and attend one of these jamborees...

But in future (if she returns) I may be able to convince the wife to let me go and attend one of these jamborees...

Is that with her or without her??

Probably with her.  But she's actually quite fun when she isn't having to look after the infant! 

Probably with her....she's actually quite fun

I would certainly hope so!!!  After all...you did marry the lady!! 

Buggering off to Suzhou would be a great idea!

I am just trying to get the English right. Wouldn't that be buggering ON to Suzhou? Not that I am an authority, you understand.

When you Bugger Off...you go somewhere (preferably far away from somewhere/someone else).

Buggering On....would be Buggery!!

"Bugger off" implies being told to go away in my lexicon - generally without the addition of a specific place. "Buggering in (a place)" would imply a form of sexual activity in a  certain place.  "Bugger me" can be ambiguous.  "Buggering about" means not doing anything of great value. "Bugger" by itself is a term of annoyance.

"Bugger on (to a place)" doesn't make a lot of sense.

 

When you Bugger Off...you go somewhere (preferably far away from somewhere/someone else).

Buggering On....would be Buggery!!

You can 'go to Buggery".

And how does buggery relate to Raoul performing a wedding ceremony dressed as a trout?

Actually, I might consider getting married just to see that happen.  Con, are you ordained to perform the divorce directly thereafter?