Saloon'ers jamboree in Shanghai

And she only yodeled at me once. I'd left town before she had a chance at an encore...

You left town??  We were going to your apartment.  I did it all the way down the street.

The neighbours didn't complain.  Woza liked it.  I liked it.  What more can I say.   

She's right: I remember every second.  I repeat the moment in my dreams on occasion.  The woman can yodel.... LOUDLY.

OK folks, I just got paid today, got me a pocket full o' change! Unfortunately, change is about it but I'm itchin' to come hang with y'all. What's up this weekend?

The same as usual, drinking and hanging out in Chicken Bars

Come and join the craziness.

PM me or somebody to get you a motel room, or maybe someone has a couch to offer.  Let us know when you will be arriving.  See you this weekend.

Massive Shamrock party this Saturday! Costume party/contest is always wild; some of the local weeemin seem to be coming dressed as prominent local chicken bars.
Saturday is also the birthday of our friend Johnny. He's really from Venezuela but I call him a 'Boogie-Uygur'.

This could indeed be a very weird weekend to come!

Can't miss this one. Count me in! Uh oh, Suzhou. A la banana splits. Cuida se chango!

Still no costume... 

So, don't wear one.

I'm going to a Halloween party. I'll go as I normally do, I figure I look scary enough.

Besides, as a registered druid, it's my new year celebration. Well, actually, I am a registered priest of only two religions, Christian and Norse (interesting hobby for an atheist, getting registered as a priest but I like it). I know some of the ceremonies, the original ones not the crappy Victorian made up ones. If I knew where to register, I would.

Happy new year. Lets sacrifice a few virgin beers.

I'm low on money and ideas these days. I'll probably be going as an Intoxicated Person.

Interesting...I'm also a registered minister, and can (and have) performed weddings in Tulsa County, Oklahoma. So, here's to you, Brother!

Hey, brother, I have also performed one Norse wedding, and Odin only knows how many cycles of blotas. Christian version of cert was more or less to see if I could get it. I passed all the tests, got a cert. At no time did they ask me if I believed, or I would have been completely truthful.

(Interested people and Eric the Red in particular - NOT and I want to make this very clear, NOT the new age version so called Asatru crap. I was 'ordained' as a godi on a beach in Denmark. I had studied for years, the locals were impressed by my sincerely, and agreed that I knew my stuff, even though an athiest. Besides, would anyone sane WANT a true believer in Norse gods? I think not.)

All Hail the All-father, who, (although he doesn't exist), under many names looks after us all and gives comfort and succour (not sucker, except evangelists).

Never did a Norse wedding, but I did do an Elvis wedding for my best friend. Dressed as the King hisself, sang a number of his songs with band backup...the whole schmear. I wrote a 2-minute wedding speech that had 71 Elvis song titles embedded in it!

I had one couple who wanted to do their wedding standing in the Illinois River, dressed as trout, and conclude the ceremonies by swimming upstream to spawn. Wish they'd gone through with that one.

OK, you win. Maybe we should do one together sometime. Could be a winner.

Always wanted to get ordained.  Any tips?